if you had the above avatar tied up in your basement

[TheDoctor455]

Now to take that UFO for a spin.

 

[xmbts]

Well hey, you haven't been to these parts in some time.

Nevermind.

 

[TheDoctor455]

(mutters a spell, the actual Shaun of the Dead movie starts playing on a nearby, unblocked wall, with a few improvements)

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Well hey, you haven't been to these parts in some time.

Nevermind.

I have been busy.

OT: *Speaks SQL queries backwards sped up*

He is now suspended in time.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Well hey, you haven't been to these parts in some time.

Nevermind.

I have been busy.

OT: *Speaks SQL queries backwards sped up*

He is now suspended in time.

Doesn't work.

Nice try though.

 

[xmbts]

*Looks at switchboard*

Whose been messing with my explosion buttons?

 

[TheDoctor455]

*Looks at switchboard*

Whose been messing with my explosion buttons?

Probably Murdoc again.
He's the one that keeps programming you with all of those "other" buttons.
Like this one. (presses a random button on xmbts to prove a point... and out of habit)

Oh crap...
sorry.

 

[TheDoctor455]

(mutters a spell, the ropes -or whatever you were using- snap, and I teleport right next to you)

Come on then... were you even trying?

 

[TheDoctor455]

(gets up, snaps spinaku's fingers off of his hand, tears his legs off, throws him into my trap-riddled basement, and locks the door - to spinaku, the door disappears)

Don't fuck with me you ass.

 

[TheDoctor455]

*spinzaku continues floating in mid air, spinning, and slowly regenerated his limbs*

*nunally falls in love with you*

[HEADING=1]COME TO PAPA[/HEADING]

(mutters a spell, now nunnally actually IS female, and LOOKS female)

 

[xmbts]

Hey don't go pressing random buttons-[Memory wiped]

*Stands, locked in place*

 

[TheDoctor455]

Hey don't go pressing random buttons-[Memory wiped]

*Stands, locked in place*

(mutters spell, restoring xmbts's memory... and presses a button labeled "teim")

 

[TheDoctor455]

*spinzaku continues floating in mid air, spinning, and slowly regenerated his limbs*

*nunally falls in love with you*

[HEADING=1]COME TO PAPA[/HEADING]

(mutters a spell, now nunnally actually IS female, and LOOKS female)

you forgot to add breasts >.<

and FORGOT TO MAKE SURE THERE IS NO RULE 34 ON HER

*scratches eyes out*

Do I even want to know what Rule 34 is?

Probably not...

(mind-fucks rule 34 out her head, and mutters a spell adding breasts)

 

[xmbts]

The rule itself isn't so bad, the product of it though... *shudders*

Right then back to being comatose.