if you had the above avatar tied up in your basement

[AwesomeExpress]

I'd get you to do it until you were perfect.

 

[xmbts]

That may take a few decades.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Or a few centuries if he has you recap all of the fanfics as well.

 

[xmbts]

Oh don't bring fanfics into this, my experience with them has proven to be quite disturbing.

 

[TheDoctor455]

I find your lack of Star Trek trivia... disturbing.

 

[xmbts]

I can't think of a clever way to respond to that while keeping with the reference.

 

[TheDoctor455]

When we last met, I was but a learner, but now I am The Master. (cookie if you can work out the hidden reference)

 

[xmbts]

Hmm, no all I've got is the direct reference, sorry.

 

[TheDoctor455]

I find your lack of Doctor Who fandom... disturbing.

 

[xmbts]

Ohh, the capitalization of The Master...I get it!

 

[TheDoctor455]

*opens up a panel on xmbts.*

Well 3-P-O, it looks like I need to run some maintenance on you again... you seem to be running a little slow.

*tinkers away.*

 

[xmbts]

Spoiler: Stop messing around with that!

*Shorts out*

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Am I interrupting something?

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

I should ask you the same question.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Not that I know of.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Spoiler: Stop messing around with that!

*Shorts out*

*finishes repairs, reboots xmbts.*

Right, 3-P-O, you should be fully functional again. Run Protocol test 1.

 

[Spoonius]

*mutters a spell, removing TheDoctor's brain*

Nom.

 

[TheDoctor455]

*blocks spell with the force, then proceeds to force-choke Spoon.*

Who sent you?
Please tell us.

 

[Spoonius]

*blocks spell with the force, then proceeds to force-choke TheDoctor*

Ur MUM.

 

[TheDoctor455]

*blocks spell with the force, then proceeds to force-choke TheDoctor*

Ur MUM.

*Breaks free from the force-choke.*

So that's what I've been doing to people... hmm... probably going to keep doing that.

*draws lightsaber.*

Let's end this once and for all.

*performs a series of flurries and feints at Spoon.*