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TheDoctor455

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*Spoon hits something completely unimportant, and the regeneration kicks in. Now that Spoon is losing patience... he must be getting tired, so... I attempt to cut off Spoon's head.*
 

Admiral Stukov

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*Throws a flashbang into the fray*
Let's make this interesting. Wonder how well you can preform without your eyes?
 

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*Closes panels*

I'll thank you not to poke around my insides again.
 

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*Dodges decapitating blow*

*Uses nose to smell TheDoctor (a "rotting corpse" kind of stench)*

*Bites face*
 

TheDoctor455

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stukov961 said:
*Throws a flashbang into the fray*
Let's make this interesting. Wonder how well you can preform without your eyes?
*using the force to see.*
There you are.

*force grabs Stukov, and throws lightsaber into his gut.*

Perhaps you aren't as strong as the Emperor thought you were.
 

Admiral Stukov

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What are you mad at me for? I just tried to spice up your fight.
And a standard issue lockdown device works perfectly fine against the power source of a lightsaber.

You forget that I'm a Ghost, dirty tricks is my department.
 

TheDoctor455

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*uses the force to disassemble and reassemble the lightsaber, resetting the circuit. Turns the lightsaber on, and proceeds to hack away at Stukov.*

You're in my way.
 

Admiral Stukov

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*parries with a psi-blade, cloaks and runs to vantage point, fires an EMP wave.*
Your prosthetic limbs don't work anymore, their circuitry is now burned out.

I have no quarrel with you but you insisted on making it difficult for yourself.
 

TheDoctor455

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stukov961 said:
*parries with a psi-blade, cloaks and runs to vantage point, fires an EMP wave.*
Your prosthetic limbs don't work anymore, their circuitry is now burned out.

I have no quarrel with you but you insisted on making it difficult for yourself.
(you're forgetting that I'm still the Nameless One, he only THINKS he's Darth Vader, so that EMP was a waste of energy on your part. Whenever I "use the force", I'm actually casting a spell, but due to the self-mind-fuckery I am interpreting it as "the force".)

You underestimate the power of the Force. The ability to wipe out a planet is insignificant next to the Force.

*uses the force to detect Stukov's life signs, and force-jumps towards him.*

You may as well drop the cloak.

*stabs, thrusts, and flurries at Stukov's life signs.*
 

Admiral Stukov

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The force is not that different from psionic power, thus I can focus said energies though an amplifier, record it and send out false signals.
Psi emitters have been around for decades, enjoy your decoy.

*Uses the psi amplifier built in to the Ghost armor to purge the Namless One's delusions of being Vader*
 

TheDoctor455

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*Stukov's attempt fails, because he doesn't know the stimuli required to fix it. The attempt at mental invasion tells me where you are. I lunge at the real Stukov and begin a series of feints and flurries, some which break through.*
 

Admiral Stukov

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I can still link my psionic output through another emitter.

I practically wrote the book on staying alive by dirty tricks.
 

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*Detaches lower levels of the island*

Sorry can't be having any distractions.
 

TheDoctor455

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*performs a large area-force-blast, crushing every psi-emitter it hits, and knocking Stukov over.*
 

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*force jumps onto the hull of the Aleksander and starts hacking into an airlock with the lightsaber.*
 

Admiral Stukov

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You can't force jump to orbit.
Besides I took the liberty of reinforcing the hull with Cortosis [http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Cortosis]. Anything lose will be left behind as the ship jumps to warp space in far shorter time than it will take you to get through the outer airlock hatch.
 

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I'll just stay here then, what with my lack of resources and superpowers.