if you had the above avatar tied up in your basement

[scorptatious]

I'd take his beer mug.

 

[xmbts]

I'd learn her some manners.
*Smack*
Don't stare.

 

[Spoonius]

I'd "persuade" it to serve as my bodyguard.

 

[TheDoctor455]

What the fuck is this thing?

Where did it come from?

*heavy mechanized breathing.*

Let's eat it.

 

[mParadox]

We'd play Hot Pursuit!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Hmmm.... Checkers?

 

[xmbts]

Parcheesi.

 

[Scde2]

Food.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

What colour shall we dye your hair today? Red, purple?

 

[xmbts]

I vote neon green.

 

[i don't know]

Your hat, me likes *rape face*.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

*Ties up ropes extremely tight*

Time to see who you are, once and for all!

*moves to rip off mask*

 

[Spoonius]

*Holds i don't know down*

 

[xmbts]

Protect my hat!

 

[TheDoctor455]

(please snap me out of this)

*heavy mechanized breathing*

Join me and together we can rule the galaxy as... I'm not sure what we'd be...

 

[ksn0va]

Click!... Click!... ... BANG!

 

[TheDoctor455]

*uses to force to make scrambled eggs out of ksn0va.*

 

[xmbts]

Allons Y!?

You don't know how long it took me to remember what thread that was on.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Tea?

*sip*

...

BEER?

*CHUG*

 

[xmbts]

What about eggnog?