if you had the above avatar tied up in your basement

[TheDoctor455]

There is nothing down here. Why even bother?

Huh... the last time I used this Portal, this house wasn't here. Sorry about that.

OT:
Are you done recharging yet? I kinda need to check my email.

 

[xmbts]

I could just tell you now.
*Eyes go blank, humming is heard*
You have about 10 useless facebook messages and spam originating from...Oh, um, well it's better not to say.

Also I'd suggest changing your password.

 

[TheDoctor455]

I could just tell you now.
*Eyes go blank, humming is heard*
You have about 10 useless facebook messages and spam originating from...Oh, um, well it's better not to say.

Also I'd suggest changing your password.

I don't remember telling you my password.

And... where is the spam from?

I'd like to know, because if its "my future self", I'm starting to suspect a planned identity theft at some point.

Oh... and did you actually OPEN that spam? You might want to run a virus-check on yourself before its too late.

 

[xmbts]

>_>
...I'm pretty sure I didn't steal your passwords.
And it's from...well, you know...one of those sites.

And of course I didn't open it.

*Grinding noises can be heard*

 

[TheDoctor455]

>_>
...I'm pretty sure I didn't steal your passwords.
And it's from...well, you know...one of those sites.

And of course I didn't open it.

*Grinding noises can be heard*

Are you sure you're feeling all right?

I keep changing my account and email... and yet those fucking sites keep coming to me... HOW DO THEY FIND ME?!?!?!? (cookie if you can puzzle out the reference.)

 

[xmbts]

A-abso-solutly-ly.

 

[TheDoctor455]

A-abso-solutly-ly.

Well... to be safe... you might want to run a quick virus scan anyway.

 

[xmbts]

>.<

I-I-I don't n-need-d an-ny hel-

 

[Scde2]

Good, stay here out of sight you freak!

 

[Sacman]

The usual rape, murder, cannibalize, routine...<.<

 

[Scde2]

The usual cannibalize, murder, rape routine... >_>

 

[Sacman]

Make her my bride...<.<

 

[Scde2]

My avatar is a guy...

 

[Sacman]

What!? I'm not listening! BLAHBLAHBLAH...<.<

 

[Scde2]

Then you are in for a surprise... >_>

 

[Sacman]

I'm not listening! I'm not listening!
...<.<

 

[Scde2]

Hehe...You're definitely not going to hear it.

 

[mParadox]

:O *munches popcorn* Want me to arrange the roses? Leonardo always wanted to do the roses.

 

[Sacman]

I'm done listening... *pounces...*

 

[Scde2]

Lol, wut naow?