if you had the above avatar tied up in your basement

[Sacman]

*Violates...*
Oh my god it has a penis!!!
you liar...<.<

 

[Scde2]

I tried to warn you.
Just close your eyes... >_>

 

[mParadox]

Since when did a person become "it"? =S

 

[Scde2]

Yeah, that too.

 

[mParadox]

I am feeling jolly. Would you like some cake?

 

[Scde2]

I dunno, did Best eat it all?

 

[mParadox]

No. The lad is celebrating Christmas as we speak.

 

[TheDoctor455]

>.<

I-I-I don't n-need-d an-ny hel-

All right then... you brought this on yourself.

*opens some panels to access the manual override, forces xmbts to run a virus scan.*

Sorry but... we need to be sure.

OT:
mParadox, could you do me a favor and hold xmbts down?

 

[xmbts]

*Begins thrashing*

 

[TheDoctor455]

*The scan finishes after a few minutes.*

Fuck...

Looks like you've managed to catch 17 different viruses... now stop squirming while I try to get rid of them...

 

[xmbts]

O_o

You'LL NEV-r t-take mee aliv-ive.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Yeah.. you're probably right. I guess I'll just have to have fun with your corpse then..

 

[i don't know]

Can you rip off a few choice bits of the corpse for me?
I need some fun too XD

 

[xmbts]

C-care-FULL sommmthin-g ma-ay bac-ack fiiire.
>_O

 

[PyroteknicSpartan91]

Takes eva while not looking then burns the whole basment up then nuke it TAKE IT SUCKAS

 

[PyroteknicSpartan91]

I'd try to convince you to dye your hair blue.

Takes eva while not looking then kills every one with a halo assualt rifle

 

[xmbts]

Don't Worr- I thin-k I-I'm contag-gious.

 

[Dr.Susse]

Have some egg-nog anyway.

 

[xmbts]

Why t-thank you.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

I'd wrap her up and stick her under the tree.