if you had the above avatar tied up in your basement

[mParadox]

Good good. That's progress. Now my dear:

Which colour you find the most attractive:

Red, Green or Blue?

 

[xmbts]

Purp-ple.

 

[mParadox]

I see. Your system has been infected by the Royal Bug. The purple is a sign of it's infection.

 

[xmbts]

Neat I'm r-royalty.

 

[mParadox]

Side-effects include:

Addiction to Tea
Wearing silk clothes
Having pansy enemies
And being an expert at Chess.

 

[xmbts]

Now t-t-hen ONl-ly 16 more to d-diagnose.

 

[mParadox]

Tut tut... so impatient.

Kindly describe all of the symptoms.

 

[TheDoctor455]

*removes royalty bug*

Now... let's see... a few Trojans in here...
*gets rid of almost all Trojans.*

That leaves us with 9 viruses... right now... the one unique Trojan virus should be kicking in... though... instead of creating security leaks, it just modifies behavior. Odd.

 

[xmbts]

Well t-t-there seemsss to b-be a gian-ant worm ea-ting your head.
T-that's ab-bout it really.

O_o

 

[TheDoctor455]

Hmm...

Sounds like you have some worms...

*removes worm viruses.*
7 more to go...
Any other symptoms?

 

[xmbts]

*Jumps out window in an attempt to escape*

 

[mParadox]

*sigh* She never was stable.

*jumps, catches xmbts and lands gracefully*

You okay my dear?

 

[xmbts]

F-fine, now q-quickly! Th-throw me to Can-anada.

 

[mParadox]

You sure?

Ah well. *aims at Canada* bye=bye.

*throws*

 

[xmbts]

*Goes about 3 feet and faceplants*

Success!

*Runs off into the night*

 

[mParadox]

=S I don't what just happened but it definitely achieved it's purpose.

 

[TheDoctor455]

QUICK! Stop her!
She's going to jump off of that cliff!

*runs to catch xmbts*

She still has at least 4 viruses on her!

 

[mParadox]

Relax. What's the worse that could happen? >_>

 

[TheDoctor455]

Umm... I know she's part machine, but even she couldn't survive that fall.

Now come on!
STOP HER!
She could die.

 

[mParadox]

I have a back-up drive just in case. Plus, she is equipped with enough cynicism to break down a Russian Admiral. Why worry?