if you had the above avatar tied up in your basement

[TheDoctor455]

Cynicism doesn't help one when falling from a 200-ft drop.

...

*xmbts falls off the cliff*

Damn you mParadox, you distracted me!

 

[mParadox]

Ah well...

*inserts back-up drive*

*whistles*

 

[xmbts]

*Hits the ground running*

 

[mParadox]

I still can't figure out how the hell is this happening in a basement.

 

[xmbts]

W-who cares, I'm f-free!


*Knees explode*

D:

 

[mParadox]

Ouch. Want me fix that?

*ignores whimpering and fixes knees*

 

[Impluse_101]

*appears next to xmbts and binds her down with vines and guards her to make sure she doesnt go anywhere* :<

 

[xmbts]

*Struggles*

Trai-raitors!
R-rapscallions!

 

[TheDoctor455]

*runs diagnostics*

Well... all but one of the viruses have been destroyed now... unfortunately, the last one is the worst... it seems to have given xmbts suicidal and homocidal tendencies... well... more than usual...

This virus may take a while for me to get rid of... just keep xmbts calm while I try to destroy the virus.

*begins the procedure.*

 

[xmbts]

*Begins thrashing*

 

[TheDoctor455]

*battles against the virus in xmbts's body, and eventually gets rid of it.*

Are you okay?

 

[Impluse_101]

*repairs the bindings with more vines* :< *whimpers*

 

[xmbts]

*Still thrashing*

Can't move!

 

[TheDoctor455]

Calm down xmbts, we just need to be sure that you're back to normal... we're going to do a little word association here.... I'm going to say a word, and then I want you to say the first word that comes to mind.

Gorrilaz...
You...
Fox...
House...
Mother...
Murdock...
Me...

 

[xmbts]

Gorrilaz...Murdoc
You...Noodle replica
Fox...Hound
House...Cupboard
Mother...???
Murdock...God
Me...That guy who keeps getting me into shenanigans.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Hmm... any thoughts of GlaDOS?

 

[xmbts]

...No.

 

[TheDoctor455]

What does the word "Cake" mean to you?

 

[xmbts]

Nothing, I'm a good person, and good people should not be tied up on the ground.

 

[mParadox]

Great. Just great. Good job Doctor! She's all whacked up again.