if you had the above avatar tied up in your basement

[xmbts]

You know...for their orphan needs.

 

[TheDoctor455]

You know...for their orphan needs.

You're using the shotgun to force the orphans into making shoes out of each other aren't you?

 

[mParadox]

You know...for their orphan needs.

Right. How about a butter knife?

OT: My joggers are made by the lowest bidder and they have endured the severest of punishments! I love this country!

 

[xmbts]

@DocThat's just an ugly rumor spread by the staff at Black Mesa. I assure you.

OT: That just won't do.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Umm... then what about this bit in your to-do list that lists that as one of your primary goals?

 

[xmbts]

It's probably just a forgery, I wouldn't look into it. Now hand it over so I can dispose of it for you.

 

[TheDoctor455]

It's probably just a forgery, I wouldn't look into it. Now hand it over so I can dispose of it for you.

This is your signature on it.

And I'll hold onto this thank you very much.

*reads*

Hmm... so you have a crush on Gordon Freeman, eh?

I think you'll have to get in line behind most other HL2 fans.

 

[xmbts]

Oh, now you are just making things up. I don't have the slightest idea who that is.

*Automated missile launchers emerge from behind the wire clusters on the ceiling*

Now we were discussing you returning that forgery.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Oh, now you are just making things up. I don't have the slightest idea who that is.

*Automated missile launchers emerge from behind the wire clusters on the ceiling*

Now we were discussing you returning that forgery.

This isn't Aperture Labs, you know.
This is my house, we're in Sigil. High tech doesn't work around here.... except for you...
that isn't a turret you're pointing at me, that's your right middle finger.

*reads some more*

Huh... oh... so I got it wrong... you're caught in some kind of weirdly shaped love triangle between Chell, The Companion Cube, and Alyx Vance...

 

[xmbts]

,l,, >_O

That would be a quadrangle.

 

[TheDoctor455]

,l,, >_O

That would be a quadrangle.

*reads on*

So... the reason you kill people is because you're lonely?
I thought we were already friends...

 

[xmbts]

What kind of paper is that anyway? It just goes on with these bold and baseless accusations.

 

[TheDoctor455]

What kind of paper is that anyway? It just goes on with these bold and baseless accusations.

Oh... this?
This is a printout from a terminal marked "private" next to your recharging station.

Now... I'm willing to burn this copy, and allow you to change your password if you promise not to hurt, injure, maim, or kill anyone in any way.

 

[xmbts]

What kind of jerk steals a password.

Hmm it seems I still have some form of defense against this libel.

Spoiler

Right after I get some rest that is

*Shuts down*

 

[TheDoctor455]

What kind of jerk steals a password.

Hmm it seems I still have some form of defense against this libel.

Spoiler

Right after I get some rest that is

*Shuts down*

Umm... you do know that I'm immortal right?
What's the point in fighting against me?

And I didn't steal your password, I just made a lucky guess... you really should've come up with something harder to guess than "password".

 

[Dr.Susse]

.....Weren't you just at my door?

 

[TheDoctor455]

I don't think so.

 

[trust Milo]

rape it's churches and burn it's women

 

[mParadox]

I don't like the look of this. >_>

 

[xmbts]

Well I don't like the look of you. So I guess that makes us even.