if you had the above avatar tied up in your basement

[xmbts]

Just keep doing whatever it is you think you're doing.

 

[i don't know]

-.- haven't I seen you in my basement 30 time already at least!? Seriously, you have your own basement! Stop visiting mine! *slaps xmbts* I'm sorry, I'm addicted to slapping cyborgs.

 

[TheDoctor455]

*Hedwig manages to get something sensitive wet, and it shorts out.*

Hmm...
Pyro... you really shouldn't have done that...

 

[i don't know]

...
8|

GET THAT DAMN BIRD OUT OF MY SENSITIVE AREA!

 

[TheDoctor455]

...

GET THAT DAMN BIRD OUT OF MY SENSITIVE AREA!

My Hedwig is a cat, and she isn't on your back, she's on xmbts's.

 

[i don't know]

...

oh

I LOVE CATS! *hugs Hedwig*
ur so cute! Ima go eatz u now. *begins skinning cat, puts in oven*

 

[TheDoctor455]

*snatches Hedwig from the Pyro before he can skin her.*

You bastard, that's MY cat!

Leave her alone.

*pets Hedwig to calm her down.*

 

[i don't know]

*skins TheDoctor* Never to late to become a cannibal. OMNOMNOM

 

[TheDoctor455]

*mutters a spell, turning the Pyro into a harmless Medic.*

 

[xmbts]

*Unhooks from wires and faceplants*

*Wordlessly drags herself away*

 

[TheDoctor455]

Are you feeling all right?

 

[i don't know]

*heavy busts into basement* oh, someone to help me get rid of this pest. MEDIC. Ja, what? heal! vwhy? HEAL! omg...

 

[TheDoctor455]

Nope... you're on your own... oh, and I think that Heavy is looking for his Sasha.

 

[mParadox]

*aims knife* This will hurt just a bit.

How do we take care of Pyro now?

 

[i don't know]

*As the pure awesomeness of the pyro change IDK back into one, he begins searching for the bastard who turned him into a medic* I seek vengeance!

 

[TheDoctor455]

*mutters a spell, turning the Pyro/Medic into an inept Spy.*

SPY!!!!
Get him!!!!!

 

[xmbts]

*Silently watches from the corner of the room*

 

[mParadox]

Want popcorn?

*munches*

 

[TheDoctor455]

*joins mParadox and xmbts*
Can I have some?

 

[mParadox]

Sure! *gives popcorn*