if you had the above avatar tied up in your basement

[xmbts]

*Stares confusedly at the two*

 

[TheDoctor455]

*eats some popcorn*

Something wrong xmbts?

 

[i don't know]

can I have some popcorn?

*hides knife*

 

[mParadox]

Get out. >_>

*aims knife at head*

 

[xmbts]

*Stares wide eyed at the nonsense*

 

[TheDoctor455]

Can you talk xmbts?

*notices xmbts's body trying to preen itself and meowing, while Hedwig's body tries to plug itself into a wire.*

When did that happen?

 

[mParadox]

You're welcome to join us.

 

[i don't know]

BUT WHY CANT I HAVE POPCORN!?

 

[mParadox]

That picture would be it.

Time to pay.

 

[xmbts]

*Stands up then falls over*

 

[mParadox]

*catches xmbts while falling*

You alright my dear?

 

[xmbts]

*Becomes completely unresponsive*

 

[mParadox]

Aggghhhhh no! ;_;

 

[t3h br0th3r]

*walks in, stares for a second, calmly leaves.

 

[TheDoctor455]

*stops t3h from leaving* Where do you think you're going?

Oh never mind.

*examines xmbts*

Odd...

*pulls out some basic medical examination equipment, checks for the basics.*

That's weird... she has a pulse... she didn't used to have a pulse... and...
*pricks one of her fingers, drawing blood.*

Blood? That means she's human now...

Weird...

Xmbts? Are you okay? Can you talk? Nod if yes, shake if no.

 

[xmbts]

*Attempts to follow*

 

[TheDoctor455]

Hmm...

*gasps as xmbts starts shrinking and sprouting fur, cat ears, whiskers, and a tail.*

Oh my...

I'm not sure if I can fix this...

Well...
who's a good kitty?

 

[xmbts]

*Tilts head, confused*

 

[i don't know]

KITTY! MUST SKIN! *runs towards xmbts with knife*

 

[TheDoctor455]

KITTY! MUST SKIN! *runs towards xmbts with knife*

*mutters a spell, the Pyro starts skinning himself, as he runs out of the house and into the local police station.*

Shh... don't worry xmbts, I'll keep the evil Pyro away.

*pets xmbts*