if you had the above avatar tied up in your basement

[xmbts]

*Is not pleased*

 

[TheDoctor455]

Hey!
I have no idea how this actually happened, so I'm clutching at straws here!
I have to cast spells at random to find one that works...

*mutters a spell, turning xmbts into a squid.*

 

[xmbts]

*Gurgles*

 

[TheDoctor455]

*huurriedly mutters a spell, turning xmbts into a giant Chicken Heart.*

 

[xmbts]

A what?

 

[TheDoctor455]

You haven't heard Bill Cosby's "Chicken Heart" act?

Link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vPimtcK3-A&feature=related

 

[AwesomeExpress]

I'd get you to knit me a pillow.

 

[TheDoctor455]

*mutters a spell, turning xmbts into a Dalek.*

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Mutter all the spells you want, you've still got to knit me a pillow, and then a pillow case.

 

[TheDoctor455]

*mutters a spell, burying AwesomeExpress in pillows and pillow cases.*

Shut up.

 

[xmbts]

*Emerges naked from behind the couch trying to cover self*

I've been over here for a while, what are you doing to the cat?

 

[TheDoctor455]

Wait, what?

I thought you were the cat...

wait a minute...

Hedwig!
Time for dinner!

 

[xmbts]

*notices xmbts's body trying to preen itself and meowing, while Hedwig's body tries to plug itself into a wire.*

When did that happen?

Damn body swapping.

 

[i don't know]

nevermind

 

[TheDoctor455]

*notices xmbts's body trying to preen itself and meowing, while Hedwig's body tries to plug itself into a wire.*

When did that happen?

Damn body swapping.

Yeah, but then you actually turned into a cat...

 

[xmbts]

And then the cat turned into me what's not to get?

 

[i don't know]

MMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmph mpH! "DOCTOR! I need your assistance!" why am I talking like this again!?

*appears in basement to find the doctor* wrong doctor, LOL

NINJA: And a tasty cat you were, until TheDoctor forced me to puke you out.

 

[TheDoctor455]

And then the cat turned into me what's not to get?

Yeah, but the personalities didn't change.

Your personality is still in a cat's body, while my Hedwig's "mind" is still in something that resembles your body.

And since I've been transforming the cat's body, you're now a Dalek.

 

[xmbts]

Nah I'm pretty sire the minds switched, even left behind those weird glitcy things.

 

[i don't know]

Wait, I think I understand what happened. You switched bodies with the cat, then the cat in your body, turned into the cat body. Last, the doctor turned the cat body (Hedwig's mind) into a Dalek. So technically, your still a cat.