if you had the above avatar tied up in your basement

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Impluse_101

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*Summons a lightning bolt to kill the pyro* GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR >:|

*walks around to Doctor and pokes at xmbts*
 

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*the elastic suit of pyro defends him from the bolt* I'm confused. *cuts self some more*

how'd we get this off-topic?
 

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*Stares at Impulse*

[sub][sub]Very easily.[/sub][/sub]
 

TheDoctor455

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i don said:
*the elastic suit of pyro defends him from the bolt* I'm confused. *cuts self some more*
Not all spells function as a projectile... the mind-affecting ones just manipulate different kinds of reactions in your nervous system.

Anyway...

*pets impulse and xmbts*

Get along you two.
 

i don't know

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I'm confused because I'm cutting myself against my will! DERP

why am I in my basement, and how did you, a wolf goddess, and a cyborg cat get in here as well!?

I'm gonna need more shotgun shells to solve this problem *click, click*

in TF2, the shotgun is one of the basic secondary weapons wielded by the pyro.
 

TheDoctor455

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You forgot me?
You honestly don't know who my avatar is?

And...
This is my basement by the way.

Look out the window, you should see a view of Sigil, my home city.
 

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No, I do not know who you are, and don't care, please LEAVE, or help me cook the two things you brought with you.
 

TheDoctor455

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Look carefully at "your" house, you'll notice that none of your possessions are here, and instead, all of my stuff is here. Lots of arcane tomes, scrolls, and reagents.

You're in my house now.

You must have tripped one of the many Portals to my house again.

What were you doing before you got here?
 

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Oh nothing, *coughs up cat-meat* just cooking, and then this huge red demon appeared in the kitchen and said that I have to go somewhere early. He opened up a bunch of portals, and tried to push me into one. I jumped into the other one, and viola!
 

TheDoctor455

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NO! XMBTS!

*mutters a spell, healing xmbts.*

Are you okay?

*glares at Pyro.*

GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE!
 

TheDoctor455

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*mutters a spell, sending the pyro into a dimension that functions as en endless TF2 deathmatch.*

Xmbts?

*reaches under the couch, scoops up xmbts. Sits on couch, lets xmbts rest on my lap, and pets her.*

Are you okay?

Don't worry, that Pyro will be busy for a while.
 

TheDoctor455

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*Sends a message into xmbts's mind... this is the second time you've turned into a cat, do you just want me to leave you like this? Meow for yes, hiss for no.*
 

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*Hisses and sinks teeth into Docs hand*
 

TheDoctor455

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Ow!

Okay... I'm not entirely sure what spell to use, so I'm going to have to go through all of them until one get the desired affect, let me know when you want me to stop.

*Mutters a spell, turning xmbts into a mouse.*