if you had the above avatar tied up in your basement

[Admiral Stukov]

Yes.
*A short time later*
Crew, this is the Admiral, I'm pleased to announce that we have replaced our mad scientist with a slightly less mad one.

See I can be nice, I didn't even mention your habbit of flirting with everything with breasts.

 

[xmbts]

Can I be the slightly more insane computer then?

 

[TheDoctor455]

Can I be the slightly more insane computer then?

*installs xmbts onto the ship's computers*

There you go!

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Still, it's better than my old adjutant.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Yeah, xmbts won't nag you about resources.

 

[xmbts]

Who needs those? Certainly not me.

 

[TheDoctor455]

However, she will probably play a lot of Gorillaz music.

 

[xmbts]

It's to be expected really.

 

[TheDoctor455]

But I'm afraid I can't grant Murdock access to the lab. I can't trust him to behave himself in there... and your programming prevents you from using the default response system to guests dicking around with the experiments.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I'd run. It would be the logical thing to do when encountering a threat of that magnitude.

 

[i don't know]

I'd test my OMGWTFBBQ taunt on it...

 

[TheDoctor455]

There's the door. Get out. NOW.

 

[i don't know]

There's a brick wall, please build a door in it, and leave!

 

[TheDoctor455]

We're in my basement!

 

[i don't know]

Now we aren't. Anyways, now that you're here, I can have a torture buddy! RELEASE THE RABID RABBITS!

 

[AwesomeExpress]

I'd get him to brew me up a pot of coffee.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I'd steal that ship without a moments hesitation.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

I'd put him in a Pokemon ball.