if you had the above avatar tied up in your basement

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Haha, never heard that one before.

I'd sell it and get a better ship with the money.

 

[TheDoctor455]

I'd kill his boss in front of him.

 

[xmbts]

I'd kill his boss in front of him.

 

[LupusDei]

I'd design a special remote control in which to control Him/Her. [Never really figured out]. Into killing MY boss.

 

[mParadox]

A cranky bear....... *takes out scissors*

 

[LupusDei]

[Whips out a camera and prepares to take pictures to report to the society of cranky bears]

 

[mParadox]

*takes camera and destroys it* Never mess with a demon.

 

[TheDoctor455]

I'd kill his boss in front of him.

Thanks. That actually saves me a lot of trouble.
Is there anything I can do for you?

OT:
Why is there a furry butler in my basement?

 

[mParadox]

I am NOT a furry butler. He's been chasing me all day. T^T

 

[TheDoctor455]

Yes... that's why there's bright purple fur sprouting out of your body along with a tail and some cat ears.

Face it man, you've caught the Furry Plague!

Though... I'm not sure if you should see a Doctor or a Vet.

 

[LupusDei]

I'll take a look at him?

[Don's doctor outfit and begins to unpack his tools in a totally non-stalker creepy way]

 

[TheDoctor455]

Adama! We have furry Cylons on the Galactica!

Kill them!

 

[LupusDei]

Sweet galloping monkey shit on a stick

NOT.AGAIN.

Do I have expendable written on my face somewhere?

 

[mParadox]

Yes you do. *aims shotgun*

 

[TheDoctor455]

Sweet galloping monkey shit on a stick

NOT.AGAIN.

Do I have expendable written on my face somewhere?

Yes its all over your face, and her ass.

OT:

Want some help with them?

 

[LupusDei]

Well bug-fuggery-bollocks to the pair of you!

Im going to come back as a ghost and undo your ties everytime you wear them suits.

Pair of sauve, gentlemanly gits [Goes off in a fit of grumbling gibberish]

 

[mParadox]

Huh. That was easy. But still... *throws knife, narrowly missing Lupus's head on purpose*

 

[TheDoctor455]

Yes... it was too easy...

 

[LupusDei]

[Clings to Paradox's leg, digging his nails in to avoid being shaken off.]

D=<