if you had the above avatar tied up in your basement

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I would sigh...

Why do you like my basement?

I don't.
You keep throwing me in here.

Do I? Hmm.. I should really stop doing that then.

 

[TheDoctor455]

I would sigh...

Why do you like my basement?

I don't.
You keep throwing me in here.

Do I? Hmm.. I should really stop doing that then.

Yes.
And you need to stop breaking into my basement.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I would sigh...

Why do you like my basement?

I don't.
You keep throwing me in here.

Do I? Hmm.. I should really stop doing that then.

Yes.
And you need to stop breaking into my basement.

But there is a permanent tunnel connecting them, see? *points at gaping hole*

 

[TheDoctor455]

I would sigh...

Why do you like my basement?

I don't.
You keep throwing me in here.

Do I? Hmm.. I should really stop doing that then.

Yes.
And you need to stop breaking into my basement.

But there is a permanent tunnel connecting them, see? *points at gaping hole*

Okay... go back to your side, and break down that tunnel. I'll collapse my end.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I would sigh...

Why do you like my basement?

I don't.
You keep throwing me in here.

Do I? Hmm.. I should really stop doing that then.

Yes.
And you need to stop breaking into my basement.

But there is a permanent tunnel connecting them, see? *points at gaping hole*

Okay... go back to your side, and break down that tunnel. I'll collapse my end.

Fine...

Wait a minute, I'm in your basement again! But I just went through the tunnel!

...

Shit.

 

[TheDoctor455]

I would sigh...

Why do you like my basement?

I don't.
You keep throwing me in here.

Do I? Hmm.. I should really stop doing that then.

Yes.
And you need to stop breaking into my basement.

But there is a permanent tunnel connecting them, see? *points at gaping hole*

Okay... go back to your side, and break down that tunnel. I'll collapse my end.

Fine...

Wait a minute, I'm in your basement again! But I just went through the tunnel!

...

Shit.

I swear I went through the tunnel in my basement's direction, but now I'm in yours!

I think this tunnel is bending space around on us!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I would sigh...

Why do you like my basement?

I don't.
You keep throwing me in here.

Do I? Hmm.. I should really stop doing that then.

Yes.
And you need to stop breaking into my basement.

But there is a permanent tunnel connecting them, see? *points at gaping hole*

Okay... go back to your side, and break down that tunnel. I'll collapse my end.

Fine...

Wait a minute, I'm in your basement again! But I just went through the tunnel!

...

Shit.

I swear I went through the tunnel in my basement's direction, but now I'm in yours!

I think this tunnel is bending space around on us!

That must be it. Do you have a portal gun handy?

 

[TheDoctor455]

I would sigh...

Why do you like my basement?

I don't.
You keep throwing me in here.

Do I? Hmm.. I should really stop doing that then.

Yes.
And you need to stop breaking into my basement.

But there is a permanent tunnel connecting them, see? *points at gaping hole*

Okay... go back to your side, and break down that tunnel. I'll collapse my end.

Fine...

Wait a minute, I'm in your basement again! But I just went through the tunnel!

...

Shit.

I swear I went through the tunnel in my basement's direction, but now I'm in yours!

I think this tunnel is bending space around on us!

That must be it. Do you have a portal gun handy?

No...
We'll just have to block the tunnel with whatever crap is lying around in the basements, and then go back to our homes by another route.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I would sigh...

Why do you like my basement?

I don't.
You keep throwing me in here.

Do I? Hmm.. I should really stop doing that then.

Yes.
And you need to stop breaking into my basement.

But there is a permanent tunnel connecting them, see? *points at gaping hole*

Okay... go back to your side, and break down that tunnel. I'll collapse my end.

Fine...

Wait a minute, I'm in your basement again! But I just went through the tunnel!

...

Shit.

I swear I went through the tunnel in my basement's direction, but now I'm in yours!

I think this tunnel is bending space around on us!

That must be it. Do you have a portal gun handy?

No...
We'll just have to block the tunnel with whatever crap is lying around in the basements, and then go back to our homes by another route.

I'm not going to let this hole beat me.

 

[TheDoctor455]

I would sigh...

Why do you like my basement?

I don't.
You keep throwing me in here.

Do I? Hmm.. I should really stop doing that then.

Yes.
And you need to stop breaking into my basement.

But there is a permanent tunnel connecting them, see? *points at gaping hole*

Okay... go back to your side, and break down that tunnel. I'll collapse my end.

Fine...

Wait a minute, I'm in your basement again! But I just went through the tunnel!

...

Shit.

I swear I went through the tunnel in my basement's direction, but now I'm in yours!

I think this tunnel is bending space around on us!

That must be it. Do you have a portal gun handy?

No...
We'll just have to block the tunnel with whatever crap is lying around in the basements, and then go back to our homes by another route.

I'm not going to let this hole beat me.

For hate's sake I spit my last breath at thee! Damned whale! I mean...
Damned hole!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I would sigh...

Why do you like my basement?

I don't.
You keep throwing me in here.

Do I? Hmm.. I should really stop doing that then.

Yes.
And you need to stop breaking into my basement.

But there is a permanent tunnel connecting them, see? *points at gaping hole*

Okay... go back to your side, and break down that tunnel. I'll collapse my end.

Fine...

Wait a minute, I'm in your basement again! But I just went through the tunnel!

...

Shit.

I swear I went through the tunnel in my basement's direction, but now I'm in yours!

I think this tunnel is bending space around on us!

That must be it. Do you have a portal gun handy?

No...
We'll just have to block the tunnel with whatever crap is lying around in the basements, and then go back to our homes by another route.

I'm not going to let this hole beat me.

For hate's sake I spit my last breath at thee! Damned whale! I mean...
Damned hole!

I have a solution! And its not like I care about what happens to your house. The energies from both anomalies should cancel out... Or not.

*whips out calculator*

Spoiler: Too late in anycase...

 

[TheDoctor455]

I would sigh...

Why do you like my basement?

I don't.
You keep throwing me in here.

Do I? Hmm.. I should really stop doing that then.

Yes.
And you need to stop breaking into my basement.

But there is a permanent tunnel connecting them, see? *points at gaping hole*

Okay... go back to your side, and break down that tunnel. I'll collapse my end.

Fine...

Wait a minute, I'm in your basement again! But I just went through the tunnel!

...

Shit.

I swear I went through the tunnel in my basement's direction, but now I'm in yours!

I think this tunnel is bending space around on us!

That must be it. Do you have a portal gun handy?

No...
We'll just have to block the tunnel with whatever crap is lying around in the basements, and then go back to our homes by another route.

I'm not going to let this hole beat me.

For hate's sake I spit my last breath at thee! Damned whale! I mean...
Damned hole!

I have a solution! And its not like I care about what happens to your house. The energies from both anomalies should cancel out... Or not.

*whips out calculator*

Spoiler: Too late in anycase...

Well...
Now you owe me a house fucko.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I would sigh...

Why do you like my basement?

I don't.
You keep throwing me in here.

Do I? Hmm.. I should really stop doing that then.

Yes.
And you need to stop breaking into my basement.

But there is a permanent tunnel connecting them, see? *points at gaping hole*

Okay... go back to your side, and break down that tunnel. I'll collapse my end.

Fine...

Wait a minute, I'm in your basement again! But I just went through the tunnel!

...

Shit.

I swear I went through the tunnel in my basement's direction, but now I'm in yours!

I think this tunnel is bending space around on us!

That must be it. Do you have a portal gun handy?

No...
We'll just have to block the tunnel with whatever crap is lying around in the basements, and then go back to our homes by another route.

I'm not going to let this hole beat me.

For hate's sake I spit my last breath at thee! Damned whale! I mean...
Damned hole!

I have a solution! And its not like I care about what happens to your house. The energies from both anomalies should cancel out... Or not.

*whips out calculator*

Spoiler: Too late in anycase...

Well...
Now you owe me a house fucko.

Do I?

Too bad I don't really exist in the dimension where money matters!

 

[TheDoctor455]

I would sigh...

Why do you like my basement?

I don't.
You keep throwing me in here.

Do I? Hmm.. I should really stop doing that then.

Yes.
And you need to stop breaking into my basement.

But there is a permanent tunnel connecting them, see? *points at gaping hole*

Okay... go back to your side, and break down that tunnel. I'll collapse my end.

Fine...

Wait a minute, I'm in your basement again! But I just went through the tunnel!

...

Shit.

I swear I went through the tunnel in my basement's direction, but now I'm in yours!

I think this tunnel is bending space around on us!

That must be it. Do you have a portal gun handy?

No...
We'll just have to block the tunnel with whatever crap is lying around in the basements, and then go back to our homes by another route.

I'm not going to let this hole beat me.

For hate's sake I spit my last breath at thee! Damned whale! I mean...
Damned hole!

I have a solution! And its not like I care about what happens to your house. The energies from both anomalies should cancel out... Or not.

*whips out calculator*

Spoiler: Too late in anycase...

Well...
Now you owe me a house fucko.

Do I?

Too bad I don't really exist in the dimension where money matters!

*murders Redlin, fries his corpse, and eats him*

 

[Sandernista]

snip

I would have him sit in an armchair with a ridiculously high back and turn around every time someone walked in.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

*murders Redlin, fries his corpse, and eats him*

*pop*

Ah, I see we've returned to our old habits. Good day to you sir!

*Divides again, leaving no wreckage for you to scavenge*

snip

I would have him sit in an armchair with a ridiculously high back and turn around every time someone walked in.

I think TheDoctor doesn't need your help. He did major in pain you know. Straight out of Saiyan University...

 

[TheDoctor455]

*murders Redlin, fries his corpse, and eats him*

*pop*

Ah, I see we've returned to our old habits. Good day to you sir!

*Divides again, leaving no wreckage for you to scavenge*

Ha!
You underestimate the power of a well placed plot device!

 

[Admiral Stukov]

You sir! You are a blight! And you, and you human!

 

[TheDoctor455]

You sir! You are a blight! And you, and you human!

As Picard once said to Warf: "Oh grow a sense of humor fanny-head!"

 

[Admiral Stukov]

You sir! You are a blight! And you, and you human!

As Picard once said to Warf: "Oh grow a sense of humor fanny-head!"

It's Worf, and shame on you for missing the Mass Effect 2 reference.