if you had the above avatar tied up in your basement

[Xpwn3ntial]

What does Jim Raynor look like?

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Like a slightly younger drunk.

 

[TheDoctor455]

You never saw Admiral Hackett's face right...

Yes I have. [http://t2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSjDKbIAVqE04xXFy0B8fTToomL-FF4GlXIAJ7ZZlUOAtOUi2lE]

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Not in-game.

I'm Admiral Hakckett.
Yes that's right I sent Shepard to clean up our illegal failed AI experiment.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Not in-game.

I'm Admiral Hakckett.
Yes that's right I sent Shepard to clean up our illegal failed AI experiment.

And you also sent Shepard to kill a gang-lord.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

I would interview him to see if he'd be good on my crew.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Not in-game.

I'm Admiral Hakckett.
Yes that's right I sent Shepard to clean up our illegal failed AI experiment.

And you also sent Shepard to kill a gang-lord.

And kill biotics with a hostage on a ship, and kill biotics with several drugged hostages, and kill biotics with a former Major as leader...

OT: I don't take orders I give orders, now go disarm that nuke over there.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Not in-game.

I'm Admiral Hakckett.
Yes that's right I sent Shepard to clean up our illegal failed AI experiment.

And you also sent Shepard to kill a gang-lord.

And kill biotics with a hostage on a ship, and kill biotics with several drugged hostages, and kill biotics with a former Major as leader...

OT: I don't take orders I give orders, now go disarm that nuke over there.

I'm not part of your military.
You can't order me around.
And I'm a Doctor, so I DO get to order you around.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

I wasn't telling you...

Say... you any good with cybernetics?

 

[TheDoctor455]

I wasn't telling you...

Say... you any good with cybernetics?

Yes, hang on...
*does a full physical on Stukov*

I'm sorry, but your system can't handle anymore cybernetic enhancements.
Any more and you'll die.

And stop drinking so much.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Bah, useless Salarian, I'll just let Cerberus do it.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Bah, useless Salarian, I'll just let Cerberus do it.

Cerberus is dead.

 

[scorptatious]

I'd have him sing me Gilbert and Sullivan all day long until his voice gives out.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

How'd you tie yourself up?

*unties*

Do it again... DO IT AGAIN!

 

[TheDoctor455]

I'd have him sing me Gilbert and Sullivan all day long until his voice gives out.

I'm willing to sing it for you, but I need my voice.
So can we please come to a much more reasonable arrangement?

OT:
I thought we had already gotten rid of that damn tunnel.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Hey, doc, you have anything to ease abstinence complications?
Shock's trying to get me sober.

 

[scorptatious]

snip

I'm willing to sing it for you, but I need my voice.
So can we please come to a much more reasonable arrangement?

Don't confuse me with your crazy alien language.

Sing for me goddammit! SING!

OT:I'd put duct tape over his mouth so he can stop moving it around without saying anything.

 

[TheDoctor455]

snip

I'm willing to sing it for you, but I need my voice.
So can we please come to a much more reasonable arrangement?

Don't confuse me with your crazy alien language.

Sing for me goddammit! SING!

OT:I'd put duct tape over his mouth so he can stop moving it around without saying anything.

*sings "You are a piece of shit" over and over again*

 

[Admiral Stukov]

How nice.
Now how about;

Hey, doc, you have anything to ease abstinence complications?
Shock's trying to get me sober.

 

[TheDoctor455]

How nice.
Now how about;

Hey, doc, you have anything to ease abstinence complications?
Shock's trying to get me sober.

Yes... here you go...
*injects a sedative*

This will keep you knocked out until the withdrawal symptoms go away.