if you had the above avatar tied up in your basement

[ShockValue]

I would make him give me all his vodka...

 

[TheDoctor455]

Why do you keep breaking into my basement?

 

[ShockValue]

I thought this was my basement...

 

[TheDoctor455]

It isn't.

Well...
*unties*

Sorry about that...
automated booby trap.

Is there anything I can get you?

 

[ShockValue]

You could get me some coffee...I need it to live...

 

[i don't know]

You cant have my coffee, but you can have my vodka, just kidding, it mine >.>

 

[TheDoctor455]

You could get me some coffee...I need it to live...

*gets some coffee for Shock*
There you go.

And IDK... no one wants your vodka anyway... not even Stukov.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Can I have coffee too?
My heart stops without caffeine.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

How about some ritalin instead?

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Nah, it must end with "-ine"

 

[TheDoctor455]

Can I have coffee too?
My heart stops without caffeine.

Then you should already be dead.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

No, I have syringes with a caffeine solution for emergency cases.

 

[ShockValue]

*Throws coffee at Stukov*

There.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Don't you need that for yourself?

 

[TheDoctor455]

*hugs Shock*
Thank you!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I own all the science and outerspace evar now!! Hahahaha!

 

[ShockValue]

@Hail: Yes. Yes I do. *Dies*

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

That's what I thought.
[sup]*gives cheap burial*[/sup]

 

[TheDoctor455]

I own all the science and outerspace evar now!! Hahahaha!

No...
Just my knowledge...
And I'm a Salarian in his mid-30's...
so you're not going to have that for much longer.

 

[xmbts]

Eh, I'll be wrecked and outdated by then anyway.