if you had the above avatar tied up in your basement

[Admiral Stukov]

You mean you aren't already?

 

[xmbts]

Only wrecked. Obsolescence is staved off for now.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Hello and again welcome to the Aperture Science Computer Aided Enrichment Center...

 

[Scde2]

Sing for me!

 

[i don't know]

No singing in here, trying to sleep...

 

[MrJKapowey]

Try sleeping to the tune of 'Trololololol'...

 

[i don't know]

I always do, in fact it would be weird if I didn't.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I don't know what I'd do.

 

[TheDoctor455]

But I don't want to sing...
I'm tired.

 

[i don't know]

I'm tired, get me mah coffeh!

 

[TheDoctor455]

No.
And how would you drink it anyway?
I thought Pyros would die without their gasmasks.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

I'd train you to juggle goslings.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I'd train you to rust.

 

[i don't know]

No.
And how would you drink it anyway?
I thought Pyros would die without their gasmasks.

We only wear them to begin with because we carry our flame throwers around everywhere, and burning fuel doesn't exactly extend the life of your lungs *takes of gas-mask revealing beautiful face*.
Also, if I couldn't tke off my mask, how did I eat Hedwig *cough*delicious*cough*?

OT:I'd train you to make coffee.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

I'd train you to play my favorite video game themes on the piano.

 

[TheDoctor455]

I'd train you to fetch, roll over, and play dead.

 

[xmbts]

I'd ask all sorts of annoying questions.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I'd reply with all sorts of annoying answers.

 

[i don't know]

I'd respond with really annoying posts.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

I'd chew my food with my mouth open and force him to watch.