if you had the above avatar tied up in your basement

[Dango]

I'd probably get run over eventually...

 

[Sacman]

I serenade her...

 

[Sacman]

ignore me!!!

 

[Dango]

I unplug her.

 

[Sacman]

Make her fall...

 

[Dango]

Poke her in the eyes.

 

[Sacman]

Throw a stick at her...

 

[Dango]

Poke her in the eyes with a stick while falling and getting run over by that other guy's avatar.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Ask: how the fuck do you keep getting in here? and... didn't I kill you already?

Then hire Grimjack to kill you, there... now you STAY DEAD.

 

[Sacman]

Destroy her connection with her ego so all she can make is modem noises...

Edit: Ninja!!! and you don't even have an avatar...

 

[Dango]

Get revived by the starfish Gods, then throw my starfish shuriken at him her. There, now it works.

 

[Sacman]

Kill it, kill it with fire...

 

[Dango]

Kill it with a water type pokemon.

 

[Sacman]

Use Thunderbolt, Zapdos!!!
...

 

[Best of the 3]

Throw a Geodude at him. You won't have any effect.

 

[Dango]

Give him a haircut.

 

[Sacman]

give her a pet starfish... and then make her kill it as part of an insane psychological test to prepare her for battle...

 

[AwesomeExpress]

I'd perform science on her!

 

[Dango]

Shoot it with missiles.

 

[Sacman]

Nuke it from orbit...