if you had the above avatar tied up in your basement

[Dango]

Go into hyperspace, obliterating it in the blast.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Perform magics on them!

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Untie her and tell her to stop tying herself up.

 

[Dango]

Put her hand on the mouse pad.

 

[Sacman]

move it past the speed of light, effectively expanding it beyond infinity and destroying the universe...

 

[Dango]

Poke it with a starfish.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Put them in a crate full of starfish.

 

[Sacman]

deadly poisonous starfish...

 

[Dango]

Summon my starfish to come and destroy him.

 

[Sacman]

Dry out said starfish and use it to scrub my feet...

 

[Dango]

Tell starfish to release the poison.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Expose the starfish to the air.

 

[i don't know]

expose its face to the acid I keep in my cheese burgers.

 

[xmbts]

Make it do the flamethrower taunt for hours on end.

 

[Blue Musician]

"Will this sum up into the electrical bill?"

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Iron the blur out of him.

 

[Nouw]

I'd ride it.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

I'd make him bake me 30 pies, then toss them all in his face.

 

[TheDoctor455]

How does that work?
An entire delivery company tied up in my basement?
WTF?!?!

Go get me some pizza then.

 

[xmbts]

Aliens in the attic ain't got shit on this.