if you had the above avatar tied up in your basement

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Force him to watch me...!
play Just Cause 2.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Have him watch A Clockwork Orange with the head strap on!

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Have him play Painkiller with a track pad and his eyes closed.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Have him watch Disney Channel original movies on repeat, with the volume turned to the max

 

[willofbob]

Tie him up and keep him in isolation, for the good of the world. Seriously, I sold my soul and torture people as a hobby, and even I find that despicable.

 

[karcentric]

I'd perform the shady sands shuffle on him.

 

[Nantucket_v1legacy]

I'd draw rainbows and unicorns on your chest.

 

[willofbob]

Take his wizard hat to use as a spare

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Make him put on his wizard hat and robe, then leave.

 

[Nantucket_v1legacy]

*Take your hat for myself*

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

It doesn't suit you. Go get one off that dead cowboy over there.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Chain her up and make a brick wall that seals her inside

a la Cask of Amontillado!

 

[karcentric]

Make you watch that TV with only static and the occasional image thrown in to brainwash you...

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Ship him to Siberia and force him to work in the Gulag

 

[C F]

Oh goody.
Tell me where the quesadilla went and I won't have to fill you with grease and mush.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

*takes hat*

 

[karcentric]

Careful, there's water on the floor, those bolts of lightning might cause some problems.