if you had the above avatar tied up in your basement

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Bring out the... conveyor belt!
*ties to conveyor belt*

 

[PsychicTaco115]

*Pulls off a curtain to reveal rows of TV screens, all showing different reality TV shows*

Not even death can save you...

 

[karcentric]

Not even death can save you...

...from me.

I can't tell if that's Batman, or Spawn?

Either way, Imma having that sweet cape.

 

[Nantucket_v1legacy]

May I fry your fish?

 

[PsychicTaco115]

WHERE WERE THE OTHER DRUGS GOING!?

DO YOU BELIEVE IN HARVEY DENT?! CAN HE BE TRUSTED!?!>@!?

*cough*

I think I may have throat cancer now from that

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I'd get beaten to a pulp and be force fed Tacos until I revealed where the boss was.

 

[StormShaun]

*Looks up*

Wait what?!
He captured himself and stole my way of torture...

damn it. Ok, Bring out the Taco gimp!

 

[karcentric]

No gimps in my rape dun... Basement

*Ahem*

 

[Nantucket_v1legacy]

*Puts a saddle on your back*

RIDIN' A DRAGON IN MAH BASEMENT!

 

[PsychicTaco115]

Can you handle my warhammer?

It's going to pound you...

 

[Kae]

Steal all his fancy equipment, after all I'm in need of swords that last more than 50 turns.

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

Ooo, this feeble nervous looking boy will do just fine. Mwuha Mwuhahaha MWUHAHHAAHAHA

 

[Nantucket_v1legacy]

*Sits beside you*
I hear you like Tool - in that case you must listen to A Perfect Circle and bootleg copies of Tapeworm with me.

 

[PsychicTaco115]

You get to eat s**t, space cowboy!

And I even had my own rope!

 

[PsychicTaco115]

*Happy turns around*

FALCON PUNCH TO THE FACE!

And continued beatings every day...

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

No tacos....
..
FOR A WEEK