if you had the above avatar tied up in your basement

[Nantucket_v1legacy]

I am not amused by your schemes!
For that I am selling you to the black market. Let them have their way with you.

 

[Ruedyn]

Huh, it's usually the damsel who ends up here. Ah well.

*Waits for incoming train.*

 

[I Stomp on Kittens]

Can I help you to some Sun Chips?

 

[PsychicTaco115]

How the hell did I manage to tie up the crazier version of TRON?

 

[Ruedyn]

I... I don't remember putting a throne or dog down here. How did you do that?

 

[Nantucket_v1legacy]

Now I can dismantle you and give my horse some snazzy armour.

 

[mParadox]

That'll work sure!

Just give 2 bucks and you're set!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Stop giving me that look. You know the one.

 

[Nantucket_v1legacy]

You shall be my dance partner or you shall die.

 

[SomeLameStuff]

Howdy pardner! Looks like your jig is up!

 

[mParadox]

It's your power to believe in your self!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Tell me a joke!

 

[Nantucket_v1legacy]

You can try to zap me but those ropes are made of special conducting shizz.
Mwuahaha now nobody can stop me from stealing such a valuable Pokémon.

 

[White Lightning]

Take off your hat skull and place it slightly out of reach.

Captcha: I want control

Well this won't end well...

 

[Nantucket_v1legacy]

*Stomps over and retrieves hat. Pours water over White Lightning and then leaves. You can rust for all I care.*

 

[mParadox]

*gives horse peanuts* There there. We all understand that you've seen terrible things under the rule of Nantucket. Let it all out. Herr Doctor Para is here to help.

 

[Ruedyn]

Although I'm not a professional, it might have something to do with the fact your skull is outside your head. We call this 'Cubone syndrome'.