if you had the above avatar tied up in your basement

[Teoes]

I can close my eyes and out tape over your mouth, but you can still offend my senses.

 

[Kitsune Hunter]

Would you stop moving about, don't let me get the Taser again!

 

[NerfedFalcon]

How are you still able to dance like that?

I'm gonna need some stronger cord...

 

[Teoes]

You may be bishy as fuck but.. actually yeah that's why I've got you down here in the first place.

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

*walks down into the basement*

Good morning TeoWHAT THE FUCK, YOU BLURRED THE ENTIRE ROOM!

 

[Teoes]

How, when you're tied up, did you manage to repaint the entire basement pixel by pixel?

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

Got to love the fact that it seems like every day that you get to tie someone from the Escapist in your basement. I have no idea how we have the time to do this.

Also STOP EATING MY MEAT TEOES!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

*brandishes Pokeball*

A shiny

 

[Kitsune Hunter]

Now all I need is a bag and a river to throw you in

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

You're quite cute. Want to play games?

 

[Barbas]

How do you feel about cheese sculpting?

 

[Teoes]

And you'll stay there until you learn to stop chewing my slippers!

 

[Barbas]

I hope you enjoy puppets as much as I do, otherwise it's going to be a long thirty years!

 

[Kitsune Hunter]

I always wanted to know how a cat reacts to being shocked by car batteries

 

[Barbas]

On a scale of 1 to 10, how attached would you say you are to your delicious cartilage?