if you had the above avatar tied up in your basement

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Now no one is gonna steal my art!

 

[kailus13]

Now I can steal his art with no resistance!

 

[Barbas]

Excellent, now I can steal all of their...um...pink hair spray?

 

[Headsprouter]

There, now it's art!

 

[Barbas]

Would you listen to Depeche Mode? I'd listen to Depeche Mode.

I'd listen to Depeche Mode so hard...

 

[Neuromancer]

Now, Shinji, it's time you became a man.

 

[Barbas]

Actually, I just wanted to talk to you about souls. What's your favourite kind? I like the ones with the pink jelly filling!

 

[Neuromancer]

I much prefer the souls of poets.

 

[Barbas]

They certainly make good conversation pieces. I should harvest some more for my mantelpiece.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

*sells for millions*

 

[Barbas]

Do you think your eyes would taste like little mozzarella balls? I think they would.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

*smashes with hammer*

 

[Barbas]

I think I can fit my thumbs in your eye sockets...

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

*Stores in a warehouse, full of wonders*

 

[Barbas]

Wanna play D&D?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

*sells for food money*

 

[Barbas]

*Licks*.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

*Tosses into the pit*

 

[Barbas]

*Forces into robe and fez*.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

*Forces him to be the driver of a T-70 tank*