if you had the above avatar tied up in your basement

[Barbas]

Actually, I just wanted to sit down and have a long, heartfelt chat about family values and the ever-looming threat of China.

 

[RedDeadFred]

Untie them immediately and beg for forgiveness. They look like they could kill me pretty easily...

 

[Malpraxis]

I'd be pretty happy, because all the other people tied up in my basement would finally have some entertainment. It would improve morale.

 

[Rabbitboy]

Wanna play scrabble?

 

[Morsomk_v1legacy]

You guys need to explain what the hell happend last night, because I was so fucking drunk.

 

[Barbas]

Uh-oh, furries!

 

[Bizzaro Stormy]

Tell him he stole the idea from a play I'd written.

 

[Barbas]

New blood? New blood!!

 

[Bizzaro Stormy]

I explain the basics of knots.

 

[Rabbitboy]

Sit still, otherwise I can't remove your organs.

 

[Rabbitboy]

We are going to have so much fun together. *creepy smile*

 

[Bizzaro Stormy]

I rub his head with his own balloon.

 

[Barbas]

Does your nose honk?

 

[Bizzaro Stormy]

No, but it's very shiny. Some people even say it glows.

 

[Barbas]

Eeeheeheehee! *Pokes nose repeatedly*.

 

[Bizzaro Stormy]

"Rams antler through heart" Stop poking!!

 

[Barbas]

*Takes a few hours off to regenerate*.

 

[Rabbitboy]

Listen up you filthy MAGGOT! I am going to break you, I am going to transform you into a killing murder machine! And when I'm done with you you will be the best goddamn Pokemon the Indigo league has ever seen!

 

[Bizzaro Stormy]

I'm getting the sand paper and the turnips...

 

[Rabbitboy]

Your head will look great above my fireplace.