if you had the above avatar tied up in your basement

[Bizzaro Stormy]

Pull it's ears.

 

[Rabbitboy]

Break of it's antlers.

 

[Barbas]

*Gives another balloon*.

 

[Bizzaro Stormy]

Puts now broken antlers on rabbit boy. They were just one of those headband things you know?

 

[Barbas]

Wanna watch Tom and Jerry? I've got the box set!

 

[Rabbitboy]

You won't be able to dance once I am done with you!

 

[Barbas]

Now that I finally have you here, I must ask: is that a lollipop? Are you a secret lollipop lady?

 

[Bizzaro Stormy]

(gags him with his own bow tie) Thanks for the material!

 

[Barbas]

Can you hold still for a minute? I need to make sure I get an even spread of butter.

 

[Rabbitboy]

Let's play monopoly while we wait for the oven to warm up.

 

[Barbas]

Charades?

 

[Bizzaro Stormy]

(Puts them both in the oven) It's really weird that you two helped me preheat this but ok.

 

[Rabbitboy]

Come back from the dead and have my vengeance.

 

[Barbas]

Got a light?

 

[Rabbitboy]

No I don't.

 

[Bizzaro Stormy]

I do! I just happen to have an acetylene torch with me!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Hmmm... Thread Display Hamsters don't have avatars...

 

[Barbas]

I like you. Such a...resilient specimen. *Breathes in deeply*, *breathes out deeply*. Yes, with you I could do great things.

Great...things.

 

[Bizzaro Stormy]

So I guess we won the war? What year is it...

 

[Barbas]

Ah, we meet again, but this time Il Duce has the upper hand!