if you had the above avatar tied up in your basement

[Twintix]

...

...

...Who installed a soldier-themed sex dungeon in my basement? Wait...this isn't my house!

 

[Barbas]

Could you stop spasming, please? You're putting me off my fairy cakes.

 

[Bizzaro Stormy]

I must have that hat!

 

[Rabbitboy]

When Friday comes you won't be thanking god anymore.

 

[Bizzaro Stormy]

How many times must I tell you rabbits not to throw munches in my basement!

 

[Barbas]

Frank Sinatra? You look slightly different.

 

[Bizzaro Stormy]

Il Duce is no match for the chairman.

 

[Barbas]

Would you like some lemonaaaaade?

 

[Bizzaro Stormy]

Thank you! (has a sip) This really good lemonade! You should sell it instead of kidnapping people.

 

[Protocol95]

Why do you care that I've kidnapped you on Friday? You'll miss the weekend now and when I release you it'll been in time for the work week.

 

[Barbas]

Now Il Duce shall rule Japan!

 

[Bizzaro Stormy]

I need to drink less Fireball whiskey.

 

[Barbas]

I've got some whiskey right here in my pants, baby.

 

[Bizzaro Stormy]

(Takes full whiskey bottle out of Barbas' back pocket) Thanks!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I'd share a drink and then talk with him like it was the 40's.

 

[Barbas]

Good, good, the master likes his subjects to be conductive.

 

[Bizzaro Stormy]

So this was the unexpected package I signed for?

 

[Barbas]

Giggity.

 

[Bizzaro Stormy]

You really don't understand cat's cradle do you?

 

[Barbas]

And now, the duck face!