if you had the above avatar tied up in your basement

[AwesomeExpress]

Time for you to make me some pirate shaped cookies!

 

[xmbts]

I'd like some too.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Ah, I see that you're fusing with the ship again...
Would you mind running a systems diagnostic while you're at it?

There's a digital cookie in it for you.

 

[xmbts]

What kind of digital cookie? Because that sounds like alot of work for a sugar cookie in binary form.

 

[Best of the 3]

I'd upload Vista 7 onto you. Instant fuck ups incoming.

 

[xmbts]

I'd like to untie you, Operation cannot be completed without additional plugins, What did you do? I can't do anything anymore!

 

[Best of the 3]

I wonder what whould happen if I gave you this trojan.

*Inserst disk in mouth*

 

[xmbts]

What the he-FATAL ERROR *sizzle*

 

[Best of the 3]

FATALITY!

Ok, insert reboot disk in here. Now what personality should I pick out for you. I think for now I'll go total dickwad.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Now that that's done with, it's time for another SPACE PIRATE ADVENTURE! This time, I'll be the Captain, and you'll be the ship!

 

[TheDoctor455]

You were apprehended by a passing Protoss fleet. Your ships were destroyed and you were all tied up and locked in my basement.

(reinstalls default personality on xmbts) There, is that better? Here is your digital cookie, its every possible flavor at once.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Do you mind getting the vacuuming done? When you're done with that, take a steak out of the freezer and get it marinated for supper.

 

[xmbts]

I mind very much, also super cookie sounds fantastic.

(Yes it is absolutely necessary to say it like that)

 

[Best of the 3]

From here, we can come up with a plan to take over the entire world! Or do you just want a beer?

 

[Sacman]

Make them put on a dress...

 

[Best of the 3]

God damn ropes are super effective.

I make them stand still and give them a firm slap.

 

[Sacman]

Slap them back and challenge them to a duel...

 

[not_the_dm]

Leave them to be eaten by the Grues.

 

[Artina89]

Shit, I wouldn't tie you up. You're too creepy to keep around

 

[Artina89]

Edit: I hate my internet