if you had the above avatar tied up in your basement

[Steppin Razor]

*stabs*

Die internet scum!

 

[Dr.Susse]

Oh no you killed him!
I'll go get a shovel.

 

[Steppin Razor]

*puts on rapeface*

I always wanted to have my wicked way with a big, sexy piece of bus.

 

[Jamiemitsu]

If I had a young girl tied up in my basement? I think I'd get help!

 

[Best of the 3]

Again, how do to people manage not to get out of here.

 

[xmbts]

Your rent is due ya know.

 

[Best of the 3]

This world is a fake, in the real world all humans are farmed for energy and living in a basement ran by a monster with wires in it's back. We are here to fight those machines.

 

[xmbts]

Well when you say it like that it makes me look like the jerk here.

 

[Best of the 3]

I can pay you your rent anyway. But only in shiny buttons.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I'd take him drinking with me to make him promise to keep his mouth shut about the whole kidnapping thing.

 

[Best of the 3]

What kidnapping thing? >>...

See that I did there?

 

[xmbts]

Good now where's my cattleprod.

 

[Sacman]

Let her finish charging...

 

[Scde2]

Fix it...

 

[Sacman]

Terrible, unspeakable things...

 

[spartan1077]

seizure...

 

[Sacman]

It's a trap!!!
...

 

[spartan1077]

There's no trapdoors down here *wink*

 

[Sacman]

I wish there was...<.< hell beggars can't be choosers...