if you had the above avatar tied up in your basement

[Xpwn3ntial]

Trespassing again, are we?

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Wake up and make me waffles!
Ah, now that you're awake.. waffles?

 

[xmbts]

You get the waffles I can be the toaster.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Just don't burn them!

 

[AgDr_ODST]

I made them just perfectly....I even have a delicious variety of maple syrup from the Unggoy(Grunt) homeworld

 

[Dango]

Ya know... things...

 

[Sacman]

give her flowers and get all coy...<.<

 

[AgDr_ODST]

....Next! *cuts ropes sending Sac falling into the vat of acid*

 

[Sacman]

Sacrifice her to the sun god...

 

[Dango]

Tell her to get a hold of herself in the most dramatic way possible.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

......*laughs her ass off* yeah good luck with that Im an AI... *floats on her pedestal before she dissapears*

 

[Sacman]

Well than what are you gonna do with an omnipresent, omnipotent being who doesn't truly exist in the real world?

 

[AgDr_ODST]

....I dunno? But sacrificeing me when i've got no body to be cut up is a no go...

 

[Sacman]

give her some taffy..

 

[AgDr_ODST]

thank you....*hands Sac the strap of a friendly little Grunt on a leash on his neck is a little tag that says "Wheezy"*

 

[Sacman]

Pulls a guitar out of no where and plays S.T.A.L.K.E.R. campfire songs...

 

[Sacman]

kill it and donate it's body to science...

 

[Dr.Susse]

I'd be smitten in the smitest fashion.

 

[Sacman]

Oh my god it's a bus!
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