if you had the above avatar tied up in your basement

[AgDr_ODST]

Forgive me, I think I've misenterpreted somewhat. By "Tassadar" I meant the Doctor, and I'm only not screaming in fear because I'm the token icon of naivety on this thread. Care to enlighten me?

naww I'll just decorate the walls with your innards

 

[AwesomeExpress]

I'd get to knit me a scarf.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

naw it just fills her with homicidal rage...

 

[spartan1077]

If I had Cortana tied up in my basement I'd try and kill her because she was so ANNOYING!

 

[AgDr_ODST]

she can't be killed..She'll yammer incessantly until you shoot yourself while I take bets on how long you last before you snap

 

[xmbts]

Luckily I can turn my ears off.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

unluckily I've got a multitude of guns/torture implements hidden within my sexy blue frame.....you sir are screwed

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I'd ransom her or sell her to some very, very eager Halo fans. Sorry Cortana, you're just not my type.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

I propose interest in buying her and instead of paying knock you out and shoot you in the kneecaps before making off with Cortana who I proceed to woo and later 'tango' with

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Zap! Problem solved. The police will only find Ash.

 

[xmbts]

Police? I don't think that will be an issue.

 

[The Clown]

take out all his plugs and put them in different places, then make him watch opera for 17 straight hours

 

[Best of the 3]

Throw a pie in his face.

 

[xmbts]

I'd introduce him to my pet hedgehog, Phillis.

 

[Best of the 3]

I'd intorduce it to my TV. I think they will get along well. Could start a relationship.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I'd get him to get behind me as Zapdos uses Thunder. In the basement.

[sub][sub]Wait a minute, are we all standing in water?[/sub][/sub]

[HEADING=2]WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE![/HEADING]

 

[Best of the 3]

Throw a Geodude at Zapdos.

It's super effective.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Get him to train the parrot to sing 'The Last Saskatchewan Pirate'

 

[TheDoctor455]

EDIT:
So now we have ship inside a ship eh?

Hmm...
Go get some Zergling samples.

 

[xmbts]

So about this party...