if you had the above avatar tied up in your basement

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Get her to bake me a cake.

 

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Drag it outside. The smoke fumes are annoying me.

 

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You will help me polish off this overabundance of candy.

 

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Gladly! Nom nom nom nom nom! Got any Jelly Babies?

 

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All that's left are sweet tarts and Mounds. Bleh, dig in.

 

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;_; But I love my jelly babies. I am sad inside.

Spoiler: Never mind, I got some of my own

 

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Aww but now I'm stuck with these nasty coconut abominations

 

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I like coconuts. Gimmie gimmie gimmie.

 

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You can have my lovely bunch of coconuts, if you can answer me these questions three:
WHAT is your favorite shape?
WHAT is the fifth letter after 'K'?
WHAT is the first publication date of the London Gazette?

 

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Oval.
P.
7th November 1665.

Can I haz coconut plz? :3

 

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Here you go:

Spoiler

 

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O_O So many coconuts. Yay! Nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom nom!

Actually you are surposed to be tied up. I could have just taken them from you. Buggery. Ah well. I was lucky, I'd actually done a bit on that in History with the news papers. We are doing Pitt's reign of Terror at the moment and we needed to do an activity which involved papers at that time. That one came up as well so I looked for the answer in my book ans there it was. I should have probably just wiki'd it.

 

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Well, I congradulate you on your efforts. And now, since you're tied up in my basement.. I'm going to hold all those coconuts in front of you, just out of reach.

 

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Meanie! >.<

Now that you are also tied up I'll just stare at you eerily.

*sttttaaaaiiiirrrrriiiiinnnnnggggg* 0_o

 

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I'm going to stare back then!
O.O STARING!

Also: you said "stairing" so does that mean you're ...staring at me from the stairs? Hitting me with the stairs? Using me as stairs? Making stairs?

 

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It's 2.30 am, I've been up since 8am (yesturday). I am typing in the dark, I've just finished a 5000 word guide on how to play 1 character from League of Legends and I have a match (badminton) tomorrow (actually later today). I really need sleep. So yeah, I'm going to spell all kinds of shit wrong. God damn DSPS won't let me sleep when I want.

Ah well, seeing as I'm tied up here I may as well take a nap. You can be something to rest my heaad on I guess.

 

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Good because crouching here puts alot of strain on my back and neck you know.

 

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Care to join me? He's pretty big as back rests go.

 

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That's true, but now that I've got you tied up, you're going to recite to me each of Shakespeare's plays and poems! And use the voice!

 

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