if you had the above avatar tied up in your basement

[xmbts]

These cats are overrunning the place, you're going to tell me why.

 

[mParadox]

just a fad...don't worry...

*changes avatar to something more......cooler-ish*

 

[TheDoctor455]

Oh great, now I've got this whiny asshole to deal with...
(removes mParadox's new prosthetic limbs, and then hacks off his other limbs)
There, now shut up.

 

[mParadox]

You called my an asshole....

Spoiler: for this, you die!!!

 

[Socius]

It's Mr >_<

and it's you who is all tied up.

Really? I recon you are a man, but your avatar as well?
Well, suppose I should have listened to Admiral Ackbar!
aslo: Hello again mister Elric, now just hang there and don't force me to get my pet Dalek!

Edit: oh so now you're scar? well then, want to grab a bear?
Edit Edit: everytime I edit you change? Screw it! lets all go to the pub, first round on me.

 

[mParadox]

Be...bear? I'm quite....partial to bears...

 

[Socius]

Darn, I really wanted a pet bear.

 

[mParadox]

i'm also partial to dogs...you know they are considered a delicacy in some countries.

 

[Socius]

I am a vegetarian. Why don't we just go beat the shit out of people we don't like?

 

[TheDoctor455]

You called my an asshole....

Spoiler: for this, you die!!!

Thank you for proving my point.

Now shut up and die pipsqueak.

 

[Best of the 3]

@Renamedsin: It's pretty obvious it's a guy if you know the anime (Kuroshitsuji) and I take the cat ears off

No you just stay down here, with Ackbar.

 

[mParadox]

What in the name of the State is this?! A new type of chimera?

 

[Socius]

Im sorry my quite atractive anime lad, Status quo has changed yet again!
*loads a gun*

 

[mParadox]

Bwahahahaha! I neenja you!!

Make me a sandwich!

 

[xmbts]

You look so self assured...I may have to let you go.

This ninja will feel my wrath.

 

[Socius]

What on god's earth are you?
Dalek-Fido exterminate that thing!
or rather... I like your hat!
know where they sell topps?

 

[mParadox]

Until then, make orange juice!!

 

[TheDoctor455]

EDIT:
Damn it, I've been double-ninja'd...
hey... Xtmbs... we need to work together if we are to stop these damned ninjas.

 

[Socius]

only if you give me the TARDIS will I stop to ruin your posts, that is the evilness of my plan! mwahaha! etc

 

[mParadox]

ninjas unite!!