if you had the above avatar tied up in your basement

[xmbts]

Oh joy, I pass out at my desk for half an hour and wake up to find you here.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

I had a dream that this happened! And the other band members were there, and we all had icecream.

 

[mParadox]

Chocolate?

 

[AwesomeExpress]

You thought you could make me into chocolate, but you were wrong! The tables have turned, mParadox! Now I shall make you pay! I lock you in the basement with Paris Hilton!

 

[TheDoctor455]

A basement that is linked to Outland, apparently...

well... then...
(chops Paris Hilton's head off)

Go home now.

 

[xmbts]

You're still down there? Go home already!

 

[Socius]

GIVE ME YOUR FU*KING HAT ALLREADY! >:O

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Whatever happens, I'm keeping my hat!

 

[xmbts]

You might want to try pinning it to your head with plugs, works for me.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

You again!

*sprays him with a bottle of holy water*

Out of my house! Where is my comrade?

 

[TheDoctor455]

You're still down there? Go home already!

Then give me back the Portal Key!
I literally can't go home without it!

OT:
Pokemon... worse than the demons of the Abyss... DIIIIIIEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[AwesomeExpress]

I'd dress you up as The Hamburglar and leave you at McDonalds.

 

[TheDoctor455]

I use my arcane knowledge to send you into the Far Realms... hope you didn't like your sanity!!!
Or anything about yourself for that matter...

 

[Admiral Stukov]

I've heard that being killed, infested, resurrected, then de-infested with an experimental Protoss nanovirus, can be a bit much for your sanity too.

Not that I'd know of course...

 

[TheDoctor455]

None of which happened to me... so what's your point?

How's the Duran nuking going?

 

[Admiral Stukov]

He's hiding. =C
But when I find him the Nuke target designator on my C-10 Gauss Canister rifle will be ready and pointing at him.

 

[xmbts]

We can trade hats, or I can just take yours, whichever you want.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Or I take yours, I've got wire cutters you know.

 

[The Clown]

*eats his hat then paints his uniform neon pink with permanent paint, then stitches his clothes to his skin so he can't take them off and releases him*

 

[Admiral Stukov]

*removes the uniform with fire*
Well I'm off to the hospital, c ya.