if you had the above avatar tied up in your basement

[mParadox]

bring me the head of Caesar!

 

[TheDoctor455]

Umm which one?

This one: http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_m-85MlunsV8/Rm9lbVobXfI/AAAAAAAAACs/MASlJ7P3G6E/s320/Julius.Caesar.2&imgrefurl=http://xicecybervila.blogspot.com/2007/06/julius-caesar-play.html&usg=__3kwmx2519ED0H8GNRKOuz2jpLlU=&h=316&w=255&sz=10&hl=en&start=0&zoom=1&tbnid=Cy2CvJfFw47c2M:&tbnh=128&tbnw=103&prev=/images%3Fq%3Djulius%2Bcaesar%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26client%3Dfirefox-a%26rls%3Dorg.mozilla:en-USfficial%26biw%3D1366%26bih%3D576%26tbs%3Disch:1&um=1&itbs=1&iact=hc&vpx=240&vpy=82&dur=374&hovh=250&hovw=202&tx=141&ty=195&ei=HyDmTPubKJK4sQO1la2wCw&oei=HyDmTPubKJK4sQO1la2wCw&esq=1&page=1&ndsp=28&ved=1t:429,r:1,s:0

or this one:
http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTiDbYHsilLBHCDQss7r1b_C7dR34MnaSsBMRl6zu9V-80LcqXaQQ

Well... which one?

 

[mParadox]

whoever came first and was stabbed multiple times!

 

[xmbts]

I'm not saying I refuse, but it won't get done.

 

[mParadox]

I'm gonna guests coming over later so you better clean this dungeon up!

 

[TheDoctor455]

But I don't want to!

 

[mParadox]

I'm sorry. I know how you like it here but that is no excuse to not clean up this den.

 

[TheDoctor455]

I don't like it here!
You keep kidnapping me and typing me up in here!
Why the hell would I want to help you!
And remember, you can't intimidate me... I'm immortal.

 

[mParadox]

who is intimidating who?

 

[TheDoctor455]

Get the fuck out of my house, and stop trying to get me to clean yours.
If you really can't handle it on your own, hire someone to clean it.
Other than me.

 

[mParadox]

Ah ok...

Want a stare contest?

*stare stare stare stare stare stare...*

 

[xmbts]

Spoiler: I'll take off my eyelids for this one.

 

[TheDoctor455]

No. I will not maintain more than one staring contest at a time.

No one wins this one.

Now... I see my booby-traps caught you again...
actually... you keep falling for the SAME one... and all of the others are still working...
so... you're just an idiot.

 

[mParadox]

The traps i avoid easily it's the damn chair which gets me!

 

[TheDoctor455]

The chair is booby-trap, and not all of the traps are physical ones.

You can never get past my Wards.

 

[mParadox]

Wait... someone is talking to me, sounds British. *Turn left here.* OKey Dokey.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

take his assassins blades from him and leave him in the darkness

 

[mParadox]

My eagle vision is still there...i can see! i can fight!!!

 

[xmbts]

...I know exactly what your quoting, therefore it's only appropriate that I make you fight a dragon.

 

[mParadox]

You're in my basement now. fight the dragon for my amusement.