if you had the above avatar tied up in your basement

[Scde2]

>=3

^^^^
My face do to seeing him tied up.

 

[Best of the 3]

But now we are both tied up. And are you tying me up in leather.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Umm... actually I tied both of you up with leather with runes on it that were traced in elvenweave, which is like goldleaf, but 5x more expensive.

So... would you guys like some pizza?
And possibly... some "cake" or "pie" for "dessert"?

 

[Best of the 3]

"Pie" is a new one. Did Ass Shaver come up with that one?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I can survive anything, I'm Team Rocket!

Oh and yeah, you're free to go. You aren't among my many enemies. Take some cookies on the way out too.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

*tosses nova 6 gas into the basement*

 

[TheDoctor455]

"Pie" is a new one. Did Ass Shaver come up with that one?

No... its an old one actually... as in "hair pie"... but that no longer applies to you since I now know that you're avatar is male...

OT:
Hi Cortana...
got caught in one of my traps again?
I take it that you lost your keys again...
all right... (mutters a spell), here you go, try not to lose them this time...

 

[Best of the 3]

Oh... that "pie" Nope, guess it doesn't apply.

I don't really want you down here anyway to be honest.

 

[TheDoctor455]

What? This is MY basement, get out of here before I reactivate the traps.

 

[Best of the 3]

But I am a trap

 

[TheDoctor455]

No... someone else just mind-fucked you into believing that you are a trap.

Hmm... on second thought... yes, you are a trap... please, resume guarding my basement.

 

[Best of the 3]

Will do Papa Smurf.

 

[TheDoctor455]

(erases all smurf and Na'vi references from Best's mind)

There, now you'll have to find a new way to irritate me.

 

[XThecommander]

You're blue, dabba dee dabba die...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68ugkg9RePc

 

[xmbts]

Hey Doctor Manhattan what's goin' on?

Aww dammit, now I have a battle-pixie in my basement.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Your blue, dabba dee dabba die...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68ugkg9RePc

Well... at least you're not calling me a smurf or a na'vi...
at least you had to put some effort into that.

OT:
Umm... how are you still flying around if you're tied up?

 

[TheDoctor455]

Hey Doctor Manhattan what's goin' on?

Thank YOU!

Finally another non-smurf/avatar reference!!!

OT:
I guess this was bound to happen eventually...

 

[AwesomeExpress]

You often double post..

I'd see how many olives you could eat in an hour.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Now someone will never get their mail. Mwahahaha.

 

[xmbts]

I think you know why you're here, tampering with the mail is a federal offense.