if you had the above avatar tied up in your basement

[Xpwn3ntial]

I have done nothing. Nothing, I say.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

You're setting me up for a federal offence? Oh no's! Why would you do that? But now the tides have turned!

 

[TheDoctor455]

Yes, now that I have you here, the Lady of Pain wants to discuss your failure, and the appropriate punishment for it. (she's just giving you the illusion of choice here, just save time by coming up with the most horrible death you can think of, and agree to her alterations)

 

[AwesomeExpress]

I'm going to teach you the difference between 'you're' and 'your', 'their', 'they're' and 'there', 'two', 'to' and 'too'.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

I'll force the tied up grammar nazi to spell check all my posts for all eternity.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Greetings Stukov, now... how shall we begin dealing with the grammar nazi who was arrogant enough to go after another grammar nazi? (me)

First off, most of my mistakes happen when my laptop's connection to my wireless keyboard starts wavering for a bit.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

You again? I'd rather destroy the Multiverse than let you escape this time!

 

[TheDoctor455]

Umm... why would I want to go anywhere?
We're in MY basement...
now get out of my house.

 

[mParadox]

I think a restraining order is in order. Unless you want me to re-decorate your basement with Italian paintings.

 

[mParadox]

double post extraordinaire!

 

[TheDoctor455]

I think a restraining order is in order. Unless you want me to re-decorate your basement with Italian paintings.

Sure, why not...
Though... I'm still not the one that keeps tying you up and leaving you in my basement.

Just as long as you don't put any portraits or sculptures of nude men in my basement.

 

[mParadox]

How about Lady and the Swan?

 

[TheDoctor455]

Umm... sure... why not...

Anyway... feel free to use my basement as a base of operations, but I have two conditions:
1. You have to pay rent.
2. You can't let anyone find out that its MY house you're based in.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

So you got yourself a replacement house for the one I blew up...

 

[TheDoctor455]

Yeah.... I now own half of YOUR house.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

You mean this one? Good luck wrecking it.

 

[mParadox]

Don't mess with the Villa. But if you're interested, it has a thief guild.

 

[TheDoctor455]

EDIT:
Ninja'd by an assassin... how appropriate.

Well... mind if I move into your villa?
I don't like living on a ship... it just seems... odd somehow...

 

[mParadox]

woah..a triple ninja... not something you see everyday.


I have the Mona Lisa. Where you want it?

 

[Admiral Stukov]

I'll take that, thanks.