if you had the above avatar tied up in your basement

[mParadox]

Ah ok. Wait a bit.....

 

[TheDoctor455]

Oh, and I've got some breakfast for you when you get back.

 

[mParadox]

Good to know.

AS you can guess, i'm back.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Hmmm... (eats breakfast) good work.

For you, here's a box of donuts and some coffee... and a bag full of egg mcmuffins.

Well... you're on the go a lot... so... I wouldn't think you'd have time for a full breakfast.

I have another mission for you, if you choose to accept... annoy the hell out of Yahtzee.

 

[mParadox]

If only i could, but i can't jump around the world just to annoy the dude who loves being me! That's blasphemy!

 

[TheDoctor455]

If only i could, but i can't jump around the world just to annoy the dude who loves being me! That's blasphemy!

Oh well... then can you annoy Ebert then?

 

[mParadox]

Wastage of my talents. The world couldn't crack him, what chance do i have?

 

[TheDoctor455]

Wastage of my talents. The world couldn't crack him, what chance do i have?

But I thought you were a master assassin... wait...
then why don't you just off him then?
That ought to shut him up.

 

[mParadox]

Why don't you do it yourself? I ain't exactly Agent 47 who will do serious shite for a few grand.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Now maybe you can stop killing people long enough to think about what you've done.

 

[mParadox]

*thinks.....* Redeeming my family's name? That seems about right.

You think about all the pain and suffering you have caused through your eye-blinking.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

You mean none?

Now to discover the design of the hidden blades.

 

[mParadox]

Knock yourself out. As long as you don't trigger them while near.

 

[xmbts]

Bah, whats the worst that could-*Stabbed*

Well whatever I didn't need two of those anyway.

 

[mParadox]

Told ya. You'll need the help of a consort. They are very..... medical about these situations.

 

[xmbts]

Well what do you know? You're the one tied up here.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Ummm... actually, you're both tied up in MY basement...
for all your claims of awesomeness, you get tripped up by the most basic of traps...
Well... what do you guys want now?

 

[Best of the 3]

But this trap is keeping you in it's basement so therefore this trap has you tripped.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Now you will tell me where you shop.

 

[Best of the 3]

I uhhh.... NEVER!