if you had the above avatar tied up in your basement

[TheDoctor455]

I'll take that, thanks.

Now, I'll take my half of that (removes the canvas from the frame and walks off).

You get the frame.

Enjoy.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Enjoy your hastily made copy.

 

[XThecommander]

I hate to spoil your paint watching fun but... The paint is a lie.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

That's it. I'll just have to kill you now.

 

[mParadox]

Knock yourself out.

Anyone have popcorn?

 

[XThecommander]

I do! *gives him bag of popcorn.*

 

[mParadox]

Thanks!! *eats popcorn*

Oh please don't mind me, finish your fight.

 

[xmbts]

I can't deal with this right now I'm going to sleep.

 

[mParadox]

Good night!

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Good morning and get out of my house!

 

[Best of the 3]

THe front door was upstairs but do you want to stay for a drink?

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Sure, I'll stay for a drink. May I ask how you tied yourself up here?

 

[mParadox]

I don't know, you tell me.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Enjoy your hastily made copy.

(mutters a spell, the copy vanishes and the original appears in my hands)

Nice try.

Enjoy your copy.

OT:
You keep tripping on the third chair in that row... which makes you set off almost every trap in my basement...

if you were trying to assassinate me... you kinda suck at this.

 

[mParadox]

You try walking and running with all this stuff tucked under while dodging the traps!! It's tiring.

I'm not trying to kill, i wanted to know if you knew anyone called Minerva. Since you have lived for so long, i thought you might have an idea.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Oh... hmm... actually I know three Minervas.
One was a Roman goddess, another was a thief, and the third claimed to be some kind of alien... I think I still have the contact info for them around here somewhere... which one did you want?

 

[mParadox]

I think the first one fits the bill...could be the third... give me the numbers of both.

Oh and also the second's. She is a thief so we might hit it off.

 

[TheDoctor455]

I think the first one fits the bill...could be the third... give me the numbers of both.

Oh and also the second's. She is a thief so we might hit it off.

Okay... here's all the contact information.
With the third, just watch out for "probes".
With the second, watch your wallet.
The first one isn't too bad if you put up with a somewhat patronizing tone.

Now... I have a mission for you... go get me some breakfast.

 

[mParadox]

*sigh*

Ok. what would you like?

 

[TheDoctor455]

Eggs, over easy. Bacon. Toast.
and Earl Gray.