if you had the above avatar tied up in your basement

[i don't know]

Bring out Natasha, to slowly kill her and cause her to move slowly.

 

[Vesuvius Hetlan]

Ask her to share her collection of games.

 

[i don't know]

tf2, cs:s, portal, any new Valve game basically, now stop falling asleep and watch me get owned on DoD!

 

[Vesuvius Hetlan]

Set his skin in fire and put his suit on.

 

[i don't know]

I have no skin, only scales and steel! *punches strange cartoon in face repeatedly*
(goodnight)

 

[AwesomeExpress]

I bring him to a few places I need to be 'done away with' and set him free.

 

[Vesuvius Hetlan]

...why is there a rocket ship in my basement and why is it tied up?

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Use a feather to tickle her until she tells me the secret to the Caramilk bar!

 

[Timotei]

How'd I fit it down there in the first place?

 

[AvsJoe]

Let her go and desperately think up a plausible alibi.

 

[Timotei]

Let them go. Then again they can't move anywhere at the moment.

 

[oppp7]

"Goddammit, that's the 3rd time this week."

 

[zHellas]

"Goddammit, that's the 3rd time this week."

"WHY THE FUCK IS THERE AN EXPLOSION IN MY BASEMENT?!!?!?! AND WHEN DID I GET A BASEMENT?!?!?!" *gets blown up*

 

[oppp7]

"The smurfs are attacking..."

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Some kind of comic? I'd hold it ransom to the highest bidder.

...This might take a few years after the artist's death...

 

[Prideful Heretic]

I'd live inside them.

Page ten you slimy gits!

 

[Discord]

Awwwww have one last time of fun with playing cowboys and aliens

 

[i don't know]

throw a poke ball at it! IDK Caught... A really weird Lucario!

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Bring in a soldier.

 

[i don't know]

spit flames at it.