if you had the above avatar tied up in your basement

[MrShowerHead]

Throw water on him

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Introduce him to wigs.

 

[SixWingedAsura]

Hug her and set her free. Oh and give her a book for her troubles.

 

[2012 Wont Happen]

Compliment his sweet hat.

 

[Vesuvius Hetlan]

Color it blue.

 

[SixWingedAsura]

Convince her that killing people via hatchet is WRONG.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Set him free. He earned it.

 

[Zirat]

Detain her and confiscate that hat. She does not deserve it, nor the dramatic wind blowing it.

 

[i don't know]

OMG you're still alive! I mustn't have burned you enough in our previous battle (yes there was one, an epic one).

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

You shall come in waves and I shall drive you back.

 

[Vesuvius Hetlan]

Deactivate the God of wind I also keep in the same room.

 

[oppp7]

Decapitate them like the rest.

 

[Timotei]

Find out why one of them looks shooped.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Have fun!

 

[Timotei]

[sub][sub][sub]What kind?[/sub][/sub][/sub]

Steal the engine and leave it on cinder blocks.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Steal her brain and put her up on ...um... crutches?

 

[xmbts]

Take it to the far reaches of space,

(I just knew I was gonna be ninja'd)

 

[Timotei]

Fill the basements with ninjas.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Show her the meaning of 'the joys of bacon'.