if you had the above avatar tied up in your basement

[AwesomeExpress]

I'd get him to sing me to sleep every night.

 

[Snowden's Secret]

Force him to sell the shares of his company so I can purchase a cure for my imminent boneitis.

 

[Jamiemitsu]

Cut off his ear

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Make him my pilot.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Make it my secondary mode of transportation.

 

[xmbts]

Make it my primary mode of transportation, you don't mind wearing a saddle do you?

 

[AwesomeExpress]

Use her to power my ship.

 

[swooshmeister]

I would enter the rocket....sit on the captain's chair... and continuously whisper to myself ''Mr. Sulu warp factor 4''.

 

[Dango]

Shoot where it's going to be.

 

[Dr.Susse]

This is odd I don't have a basement......

 

[i don't know]

eat it. Wut?

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

RED Team high 5!

 

[Dango]

Take her to the dentist.

 

[Snowden's Secret]

Install airbags on him to stop him from actually falling over.

 

[Dango]

Give him rigorous barrel roll training.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Find Falco.

 

[Sacman]

(Press X or Z Twice)
...

 

[Dango]

Tell Slippy to shut up.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Buy a summer home.