if you had the above avatar tied up in your basement

[Dango]

Jump on her head and tell to go onward to victory.

 

[Sacman]

I gotta get back to work... you can have what ever you want in the pantry except my peanut butter...<.<
Seriously I have to get back to work...

 

[Dango]

You totally aren't back to work yet...

 

[AwesomeExpress]

I'd smear dirt on their face and tell them to get their act together!

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Fly it to the edge of the universe.

 

[Best of the 3]

Looks in the hat. Then put's it back down.

 

[i don't know]

why is my thread f***ing up?

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

It was visited by too many users at once.

OT: You have to finish that novel and bring Misery back.

 

[i don't know]

WOW! How can this garbage get so popular, and so fast?!

*twitches* Hat, head. :0 *puts on hat* Hat.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I'd freeze him to death with a freeze ray. Take that you annoying pyro maniac!

 

[Snowden's Secret]

After hiring an exorcist to remove the ghost, I'd coerce Jessie, James and Meowth to follow me around discretely, so they can jump out and perform their Team Rocket motto whenever I demand it.

 

[i don't know]

strangle it! Die, die, die, die!

 

[xmbts]

Make it listen to a loop of 'Staying Alive' 24 hours straight.

 

[Best of the 3]

Fire my electrian and then pry you out of there, and into the bin.

 

[Sliverwings]

Loop "Never Gonna Give You Up" until something happens

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Wizard fight.

 

[Sliverwings]

*Firagra*

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

*Barrier*

 

[AgDr_ODST]

steal the staff and cast a spell on you

 

[Best of the 3]

Steal your helmet and bonk you on the head with it.