if you had the above avatar tied up in your basement

[Lust]

I'd shove a monkey in it and throw it off my roof. Hopefully, it'll get to the moon............hopefully.

 

[i don't know]

Yay! 1000 posts! This is a cause for celebration! Everyone is invited to my party, even you Satan.

 

[Best of the 3]

You can stay locked up in my basement. You don't have 1000 posts, I wanted to party. >_<

 

[i don't know]

You can stay locked up in my basement. You don't have 1000 posts, I wanted to party. >_<

I meant the thread <.> DERP.

 

[Best of the 3]

I meant the thread <.> DERP.

Oh yeah, didn't see that. You know I was looking at the number under your avatar with the word "posts" under it.

And for that you can rot in my basement.

 

[i don't know]

wow, you really like basements, that are full of

Spoiler: RATS!

 

[Snowden's Secret]

...you're not my mummy. You can stay down there. D:<

 

[i don't know]

you, you, U, DERP.

 

[Shemming]

i would eat it.

 

[Dr.Susse]

I'd help the kitty out.

 

[Lambi]

I'd make it drive into a very hard wall.

 

[i don't know]

More DERP, but this time wit ze hugz ^_^

 

[Best of the 3]

Ah, it's the masked, mysterious shemale. You go and join the rest of them over there in that corner please.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

Arm yourself brother, I sense the presence of that electrical fiend drawing closer to this thread.

 

[Best of the 3]

Never fear my brother, I'll throw a Geodude at it. It's super effective.

Now let's go hunt down that extension chord abomination before it costs us a fortune in electrical bills and pet insurance.

 

[Nouw]

I let him go. I feel lazy right now.

 

[Dango]

Dodge! Dodge! Dodge! Where do you get all these pies anyway!?

 

[VuvuZelaMan]

Now that you are tied up, that obnoxious flailing is put to an end!

...

Also, *holds starfish out of Dango's reach*

 

[Dango]

There... you're tied up now... for some reason... *leaves*

 

[VuvuZelaMan]

*Still has the starfish* Huh, don;t you want it?