if you had the above avatar tied up in your basement

[Sacman]

Pikachu use Thunderbolt!

...

 

[xmbts]

Geodude, ignore that bullshit!

 

[TheDoctor455]

Er...

First off... (psionically kills all pokemon in basement)

Ehh...
I guess I might as well install a revolving door to this basement... though I still can't work out why my ship has one.

 

[i don't know]

Another spy! BURN! Wait? You're not a spy? Oh well, it was fun burning you either-way.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Now the spy can have revenge.

 

[xmbts]

We will make a purple haired cyborg club and be the only members.

 

[Best of the 3]

I want your hat.

Gimmie gimmie gimmie.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

I'd get an eye patch so we'd match, then we would come up with some schemes to hatch!

 

[Nagisa94]

I'd call it a poster

 

[xmbts]

I would have to seriously think about the direction my life has taken.

 

[Best of the 3]

Well you do seem a bit,

*puts on shades* shaded monocle*

Highly strung.

YYYYEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

 

[Dango]

High five him and continue that "YYYYEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH".

 

[Zirat]

Go Medival on him for adding to that Curuso or whatever thing.

 

[Snowden's Secret]

I'd keep in a box 'til next Halloween. Decent decorations don't come cheap nowadays.

 

[Dango]

I'd tell him that I can't let him do that.

 

[Impluse_101]

*Unties and throws you into a starfish pond*

 

[xmbts]

Now then, where did you come from?

 

[Best of the 3]

Keep running. You're surposed to be powering the computer I'm using to type this. If this runs out of power, no food for you for a whole month.

 

[TheDoctor455]

You again?

(talks to guard) Right what did he do this time?
(guard whispers reply, I am shocked)

Very well...
(unsheathes a Psi-Blade and stabs "Best of the 3")

That settles that.

 

[Best of the 3]

I remove my eye patch to reveal my demonic eye which I use to call my demon butler. He then proceeds to fight you off with the finest silverware, pour me some earl gray, make me a sandwich while fighting you off all at the same time.