if you had the above avatar tied up in your basement

[SixWingedAsura]

Sticks an explosive tag on your crotch for using a word like epicest.


...

We all know the word is LEGENDIC.

 

[mParadox]

noooo...it's legen-wait for it- dary!

 

[Admiral Stukov]

You're not wearing a suit, so you're not allowed to say that!

 

[SixWingedAsura]

Ah! My apologies Captain! Let me untie you.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

I will untie you if you can give me some money and the directions to the place where you got that snazzy suit there.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Hrm, that's admiral.
Why am I tied up here to begin with?
Darn ninjas!

 

[SixWingedAsura]

Sorry Admiral! I keep mistaking you for someone else! Please, accept my sincerest apologies and a snazzy fedora.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Naha, now I can wear multiple hats!
Vodka? A cigar perhaps?

 

[SixWingedAsura]

Of course Admiral! I think I have a bottle of Vodka somewhere around here...

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

You're an admiral? Please, I'll untie you and I'll break out the Vodka. Certainly you were part of that D-Day show back in 1944, weren't you?

*pours the vodka*

Ruddy Ninja, no vodka for you.

*ties ropes tighter and walks away drinking*

 

[SixWingedAsura]

I don't think I could shank you HARD enough.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

So... Going to tell me where that tailor lives or not?

*drinks Vodka and picks up revolver*

 

[Fury Is Me.]

I'll just keep you down here, forever if that's an option.

Indeed it is.

OT: RAPE.

 

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

OT: RAPE.

OH SHI-

OT: REVERSE RAPE!

[sub][sub]Don't think too hard about that.[/sub][/sub]

 

[SixWingedAsura]

My tailor? Sadly he's dead. Died quite long ago.

But, I think I could still introduce you to him...

*pulls B&hammar out of hammerspace*

 

[Admiral Stukov]

I could introduce you to mine instead, his name is Garak

He's most certainly not a spy.

 

[mParadox]

Hiya, i force you to play teacups with Missus Dumdums!

 

[Admiral Stukov]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!

 

[mParadox]

oh come one...even grown ups need to play! ^_^

Tea?