if you had the above avatar tied up in your basement

[Redlin5_v1legacy]

*unties*

Want to read in my living room? Its much more lovely, it has a fireplace and alcohol. That is, of course, if you like the idea of that better than my basement.

Spoiler: Posted here for any Pokemon haters to enjoy

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

@Redlin5: Thank you, that would be nice.

OT: Well, at least you're not trying to steal Pikachu.

 

[The Clown]

Do special surgery on her to give her a real nose and mouth.

 

[Cinnamonfloss]

Use him to scare kids.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Now to call your family and demand a ridiculous ransom.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Stop trying to haunt me. You are not scary.

I'm not trying to haunt you... I just want to hang out... but every time I come over to your place, someone knocks me out, ties me up, and throws me into your basement...

 

[Best of the 3]

Ummm, sorry. Smurf costume party was last week.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

The arsenic in your cakes?...My bad...

 

[xmbts]

If I let you go promise not to stab me.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

I'm good with that.
*shoots xmbts*

 

[Best of the 3]

Noooooooo~

You shot my pet / slave / house cleaner.

Filthy Russian with stupid impulses.

 

[xmbts]

Spoiler: Does anyone feel a draft?

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Oh... No harm done then.
Can I go now?

 

[xmbts]

Well, you shot me in the head so I'm thinking you owe me at least two bucks.

 

[Admiral Stukov]

Sure, here you go.

Spoiler: Two bucks

 

[TheDoctor455]

Get those animals out of my basement!
I just cleaned up the place!

And for the last time, I AM NOT A SMURF!!!
AND I WAS NOT IN AVATAR EITHER!!!!!

 

[xmbts]

Hey were you that smurf from avatar?

Also I'll gladly take the deer.

 

[TheDoctor455]

Fine take the deer...

(sighs)

You know... I'd be pissed at you Xmbts... but... what's the point?
I'm going to keep getting that joke simply because not many people have played Planescape: Torment.

What a pity...

Anyway...
Let's untangle you from the ceiling...
you know you need to stop strapping yourself into that thing...
its not good for you.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

I'd get you to make me a candle that smelled like bacon.

 

[TheDoctor455]

I'd just get you out of my house.