if you had the above avatar tied up in your basement

[The Clown]

*noms stick*

 

[TheDoctor455]

Not the way I fucked it up...
now every cell in there is actively hostile to all others...
this affects all new cells as well.
Your cells destroy each other as soon as they come out.

So find a different hobby.

I'm not made of cells, every little part of me is made of the souls of all the people i've killed.

Fine... but then that means all of the souls in you are now aware of each other and are actively hostile to each other... you should cease to exist in a few minutes.

oh, they've been aware for a while, they can listen, think, watch, but they cannot damage each other at all, stop dreaming.

*mutters a spell, giving all of the trapped souls form and substance, they break free of the Clown and proceed to tear him to pieces BEFORE he can react*

 

[The Clown]

*The souls are all that the clown is, as they tear themselves apart and float apart, the ruby inside the clowns skull falls to the ground, the rest of him dissolving into the air, he lets out a final scream the there is a huge rush of air as he fades, leaving only the ruby, which glows on the floor*

(the ruby is the clown's core, it is indestructible and immune to spells)

 

[xmbts]

*Jabs the ruby with a stick*

 

[The Clown]

*the ruby rolls across the floor and bumps into the wall*

 

[TheDoctor455]

*the ruby rolls across the floor and bumps into the wall*

*grabs the ruby, and examines it*

Hmm...

*throws the ruby into a dimension that is nothing but a barren waste, completely devoid of life, and with no way out. The ruby is trapped there forever.*

You might want to roll a new character at this point.

 

[The Clown]

*the ruby pauses in the air and reverses time to the point just before it is thrown then darts out of the doctors hand back onto the floor, it glinted once then sat, looking innactive as it waited for the return of the souls, which were slowly gathering together outside*

(This ruby cannot be banished, destroyed, or trapped, and It can also do no harm, the first life it took was when a man used it to strike a clown at a circus, it claimed the soul as itself and then began to claim more, only then did it gain it's power, it will remain powerless until the souls return)

 

[TheDoctor455]

*the ruby pauses in the air and reverses time to the point just before it is thrown then darts out of the doctors hand back onto the floor, it glinted once then sat, looking innactive as it waited for the return of the souls, which were slowly gathering together outside*

(This ruby cannot be banished, destroyed, or trapped, and It can also do no harm, the first life it took was when a man used it to strike a clown at a circus, it claimed the soul as itself and then began to claim more, only then did it gain it's power, it will remain powerless until the souls return)

*The Nameless One draws the legendary soul-devouring blade, Stormbringer, which was forged by the Gods of Chaos. As it is drawn it screams for the Clown, for even the ruby has a soul, and if it is taken, the ruby will cease to exist. Stormbringer does not obey any rules that others lay down for it, it is the one blade that can override the ruby's apparent indestructibility. The Nameless One strikes the ruby with Stormbringer, devouring its soul and destroying the ruby forever.*

 

[ninja555]

Ha, I finally know your weakness. *Grabs gasoline and matches, pours gas on Nameless One* Prepare to be cremated.

 

[The Clown]

*The ruby explodes and a scream breaks loose from the ruby, the souls cry out for the loss of the clown, without the ruby they are meaningless, they all gather together and rush to the equator, where they burrow into the earth to its centre, there they formed a new ruby, stronger than the last, it is then imbued with all of the elements that once made the clown, the souls knew every part of his being and he is remade stronger than ever before he reforms and lets out a roar that can be heard all over the world. A few moments later he zooms upwards through the earth, bursting out then continuing up into the sky and on to the moon where he stops and sits there, watching the earth*

(stop trying to end me, no one can win a god-modding war)

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Want pancakes?

 

[TheDoctor455]

Sure.

 

[TheDoctor455]

*The ruby explodes and a scream breaks loose from the ruby, the souls cry out for the loss of the clown, without the ruby they are meaningless, they all gather together and rush to the equator, where they burrow into the earth to its centre, there they formed a new ruby, stronger than the last, it is then imbued with all of the elements that once made the clown, the souls knew every part of his being and he is remade stronger than ever before he reforms and lets out a roar that can be heard all over the world. A few moments later he zooms upwards through the earth, bursting out then continuing up into the sky and on to the moon where he stops and sits there, watching the earth*

(stop trying to end me, no one can win a god-modding war)

Fine. But here...

*Opens a Portal to the Far Realms*

If any Plane needs to end its the Far Realms, take your fight with xmbts there.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

I'd make you memorize all the answers to all of Jeopardy.

 

[TheDoctor455]

I'd send you off on an endless and completely pointless fetch quest.
...

 

[AwesomeExpress]

I'd get you to make a motherboard for me.

 

[Spoonius]

I'll ride you all night long.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

I'd take the Joey you're hiding, then raise it as my own.

 

[xmbts]

I need to figure out how you keep getting in here.

 

[AwesomeExpress]

And I have to figure out how to get you to make biscuits.